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You been real good to me.
I don't reckon I know, boy.
We can’t come to a fucking bedroom at 9:30 in the morning with hammers and shit
Oh no, Cruella de Vil got mad at Ariel because she didn’t swim in the ocean
Ling at lunch
TeeTee
I'm just gonna reach. So, how come Karl won't eat here with us?
I like them Abaxx shares hmm mmm
- Them French fries good? - Yeah, they're good all right. Mm-hm.
I don't mean to say nothing bad about you,
What Jodi Benson will vomit
No, sir is right. I was talking to your momma.
Come on, Vaughan. This'll be fun.
I think all the old bad things ought to be saved up for the folks that done growed up.
Well, I'm glad of it, honey.
Mustard and tater tots three four times a week
How you doing, boy? Hey.
maybe you did something... terrible.
Come on, Karl, go with us.
Who'd you kill?
and she's got one of each living with her.
I reckon I could use a little something or other to eat at noon time.
If you don't get that God Bluetooth out of your ear Im'a go out of my mind
I just wanted to give y'all some little piece of happiness today.
I've heard it said thataway, yes, sir.
My own family was never like a family. They're horrible people.
I don't like her life or how she lives it.
I told 'em about it.
'Cause he's company.
- Don't make me knock the piss outta you.
You're dead, I guess. Where'd you go to?
I studied about it quite a bit.
You and me made friends right off the bat.
Flowers is Purdy
and I...
I want him to be here. I wanna show him a good time.
Thank you, Vaughan. That's really sweet of you. We care about you, too.
My daddy was good. I think too many good people die.
so I went in there in the shed and got a shoe box
You ain’t no kin to me
But he's not able to do anything to Doyle.
If this water don't go down so I can creek hunt I'm gonna go out of my mind
You're leaving, ain't you, Karl?
You got no old lady eating on your ass all the time.
Besides, J’rr Craa here's liable to bust a spring. He's already off balance.
You bunch of freaks I hope you have fun
What guitar do you have in the case, cliff
I tell you, the Lord works in mysterious ways.
That's the word
These darn things are heavy. Hard to carry, too.
you feel worse than if you hadn't slept at all?
Hey Willie Nelson will vomit
I aim to vomit with it
It's none of my business why you were in the state hospital.
You will? For sure?
Seriously Don't judge me!
You ought not talk that way you just a boy
And I'll bet you got plenty to tell.
They turned me loose from the nervous hospital Said I was well
He's a modern day poet
# There over east of Eden #
I won't tell her about you being in the state hospital for killing.
You're a weird little shit, Frank and I don't get you.
No need for a black taylor guitar
Hey Eric Church will vomit
I know what's wrong with it... it ain't got no leadership in it.
Just let him sit here. Let's all just be a family.
- Can I see him? - Sure. Scooter!
He used to take advantage of little girls there in the neighborhood an' all.
And the other thing I say is, your buddy Karl here's going.
My response when Roy chews me out for leaving keys in car
Frank, why don't you come back here with me for a minute?
Don't be a pussy Vaughn. We all gotta work tomorrow
Bible says two men ought not to lay together.
I'll call you tomorrow.
One of the boys was from Massachusetts and one from Maine
I don't believe this store used to be here.
Maybe you and Karl want to go with us?
It won't crank up, and everything seems to be put together right.
Why?
We wrote one last night outside the minimart,
I don't know.
I ain't never found no way to not be nervous.
I didn't mean to say nothing bad about you.
He was a’having his way with’n it
'Cause it's fun. It don't matter if you ain't no good.
Whats wrong with lisa's car ain't got no gas in it
It's such a nice evening.
This is Bill Cox.
Thank you.
I mean, you gotta examine all those little tiny particles while they're still on fire.
- You better lay off that tambourine. - Hey, man, I ain't doing nothing wrong.
I mean, I can't say that she enjoyed her stay.
If it works out, maybe we'll get you a key so you can get out at night if you need to.
It's all right if you're looking out for yourself.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
at the junior high school field all the time.
I promise, we're gonna get away from him.
We don't need to fucking practice Kevin
So take my Thread, you little old matador
I Ferlin Husky will vomit
Don't make me knock the piss outta you.
Get you magazines, coloring books some hard candy, You know stuff to keep you busy at night.
- Oh, please, Doyle, don't. - Mm-hm. Yeah.
You seem like a thinker, you know.
Me, too.
I'm pretty handy, I reckon, on lawn mowers and whatnot. Mm-hm.
Then I seen them boys bearing down on me, figured I'd better give it off to you there.
Oh, good. I haven't decided yet if I'm a good cook.
We can just set these bags on the porch.
I don't want her worrying about your ass.
Yes, sir.
It takes your mind off everything else,
I'll take you down first thing in the morning.
‘Cause I smoke seegars w/ J Bennett, LT of Pol’ice
We don't need to arking practice, Chip
Why was it? Was it, like, a nervous breakdown? Or...?
- Don't tell me what to do, Linda. - Leave!
Like something different. I don't know.
Me when my husband has to drive my car
He's taller than he was then. But you're gonna start at the defensive end?
Oh, I'll be sitting here waiting on you.
Well, come on. We'd better hit the road.
You know how it is when you only sleep an hour or two,
He used to make quite a bit of sport of me when I was down there at the schoolhouse.
But I tell you what, I'll give a couple of cans for free to the right kid.
But he don't wanna have nothing to do with me.
We don't need to think about bad thoughts, do we, Momma?
Take that tub, and you and Karl come out here and help me ice down some beer.
Ed Heat
You eat when you come back. Go get my guitar.
I wish me and you and Momma would just run away,
You can't do that. You're a free man.
- Karl, are you up? - Yes, sir.
You his daddy?
That Doyle is just a fucking asshole He can just vomit
I don't guess I give a shit, 'cause, I mean, I ain't here that much anyway.
Aint got no Domin
OK.
- Get the fuck out! - Nobody wants to take this shit, man.
Or the kind old ladies wear who work in the school cafeteria.
Amen.
- Well, it's nighttime. You let... - Hey!
Your momma and that fella that's carrying me to get something or other to eat
He works construction, so he makes a pretty good living.
One of 'em's the Bible, one of 'em's a book on Christmas,
It's on. We're gonna rock.
You’re a fucking tunesmith
I don't rightly know. I just kinda woke up a-holdin' it.
Now, I admit it, I was drunk.