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You eat when you come back. Go get my guitar.
Then I seen them boys bearing down on me, figured I'd better give it off to you there.
We wrote one last night outside the minimart,
Come on, Vaughan. This'll be fun.
No need for a black taylor guitar
That's the word
Aint got no Domin
Get you magazines, coloring books some hard candy, You know stuff to keep you busy at night.
I ain't never found no way to not be nervous.
Who'd you kill?
I didn't mean to say nothing bad about you.
One of 'em's the Bible, one of 'em's a book on Christmas,
Take that tub, and you and Karl come out here and help me ice down some beer.
But he don't wanna have nothing to do with me.
Amen.
It's all right if you're looking out for yourself.
I don't mean to say nothing bad about you,
If this water don't go down so I can creek hunt I'm gonna go out of my mind
Don't be a pussy Vaughn. We all gotta work tomorrow
He's a modern day poet
You're a weird little shit, Frank and I don't get you.
Come on, Karl, go with us.
You got no old lady eating on your ass all the time.
I'll call you tomorrow.
and I...
I don't reckon I know, boy.
Ed Heat
I mean, I can't say that she enjoyed her stay.
My response when Roy chews me out for leaving keys in car
You and me made friends right off the bat.
It won't crank up, and everything seems to be put together right.
No, sir is right. I was talking to your momma.
Thank you.
You know how it is when you only sleep an hour or two,
I mean, you gotta examine all those little tiny particles while they're still on fire.
So take my Thread, you little old matador
I'm just gonna reach. So, how come Karl won't eat here with us?
It's on. We're gonna rock.
Or the kind old ladies wear who work in the school cafeteria.
I told 'em about it.
You're dead, I guess. Where'd you go to?
Well, I'm glad of it, honey.
OK.
- Well, it's nighttime. You let... - Hey!
But he's not able to do anything to Doyle.
Oh no, Cruella de Vil got mad at Ariel because she didn’t swim in the ocean
I don't like her life or how she lives it.
and she's got one of each living with her.
You seem like a thinker, you know.
We don't need to fucking practice Kevin
These darn things are heavy. Hard to carry, too.
I aim to vomit with it
We don't need to think about bad thoughts, do we, Momma?
I don't want her worrying about your ass.
- Karl, are you up? - Yes, sir.
‘Cause I smoke seegars w/ J Bennett, LT of Pol’ice
I know what's wrong with it... it ain't got no leadership in it.
You will? For sure?
I'll take you down first thing in the morning.
This is Bill Cox.
Thank you, Vaughan. That's really sweet of you. We care about you, too.
- Don't tell me what to do, Linda. - Leave!
# There over east of Eden #
My own family was never like a family. They're horrible people.
He works construction, so he makes a pretty good living.
And I'll bet you got plenty to tell.
It's such a nice evening.
Ling at lunch
What Jodi Benson will vomit
We can’t come to a fucking bedroom at 9:30 in the morning with hammers and shit
I tell you, the Lord works in mysterious ways.
You been real good to me.
Me, too.
- Oh, please, Doyle, don't. - Mm-hm. Yeah.
He used to make quite a bit of sport of me when I was down there at the schoolhouse.
It's none of my business why you were in the state hospital.
But I tell you what, I'll give a couple of cans for free to the right kid.
You can't do that. You're a free man.
- Don't make me knock the piss outta you.
Flowers is Purdy
I think all the old bad things ought to be saved up for the folks that done growed up.
It takes your mind off everything else,
I won't tell her about you being in the state hospital for killing.
I'm pretty handy, I reckon, on lawn mowers and whatnot. Mm-hm.
Mustard and tater tots three four times a week
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Them French fries good? - Yeah, they're good all right. Mm-hm.
He was a’having his way with’n it
I Ferlin Husky will vomit
My daddy was good. I think too many good people die.
You ought not talk that way you just a boy
Besides, J’rr Craa here's liable to bust a spring. He's already off balance.
You’re a fucking tunesmith
I want him to be here. I wanna show him a good time.
Oh, I'll be sitting here waiting on you.
'Cause it's fun. It don't matter if you ain't no good.
Hey Eric Church will vomit
Whats wrong with lisa's car ain't got no gas in it
Frank, why don't you come back here with me for a minute?
You're leaving, ain't you, Karl?
We don't need to arking practice, Chip
You his daddy?
'Cause he's company.
- Can I see him? - Sure. Scooter!
I don't rightly know. I just kinda woke up a-holdin' it.
Bible says two men ought not to lay together.
I don't believe this store used to be here.
He used to take advantage of little girls there in the neighborhood an' all.
Yes, sir.
Now, I admit it, I was drunk.
I've heard it said thataway, yes, sir.
How you doing, boy? Hey.
Why was it? Was it, like, a nervous breakdown? Or...?
They turned me loose from the nervous hospital Said I was well
I like them Abaxx shares hmm mmm
One of the boys was from Massachusetts and one from Maine
TeeTee
If you don't get that God Bluetooth out of your ear Im'a go out of my mind
I reckon I could use a little something or other to eat at noon time.
I don't know.
I wish me and you and Momma would just run away,
Why?
You bunch of freaks I hope you have fun
Don't make me knock the piss outta you.
He's taller than he was then. But you're gonna start at the defensive end?
I don't guess I give a shit, 'cause, I mean, I ain't here that much anyway.
And the other thing I say is, your buddy Karl here's going.
- Get the fuck out! - Nobody wants to take this shit, man.
What guitar do you have in the case, cliff
I promise, we're gonna get away from him.
Well, come on. We'd better hit the road.
Maybe you and Karl want to go with us?
Hey Willie Nelson will vomit
You ain’t no kin to me
Seriously Don't judge me!
If it works out, maybe we'll get you a key so you can get out at night if you need to.
maybe you did something... terrible.
you feel worse than if you hadn't slept at all?
so I went in there in the shed and got a shoe box
- You better lay off that tambourine. - Hey, man, I ain't doing nothing wrong.
Oh, good. I haven't decided yet if I'm a good cook.
Just let him sit here. Let's all just be a family.
I studied about it quite a bit.
at the junior high school field all the time.
We can just set these bags on the porch.
Your momma and that fella that's carrying me to get something or other to eat
Me when my husband has to drive my car
That Doyle is just a fucking asshole He can just vomit
I just wanted to give y'all some little piece of happiness today.
Like something different. I don't know.