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I don't believe this store used to be here.
Like something different. I don't know.
One of 'em's the Bible, one of 'em's a book on Christmas,
You know how it is when you only sleep an hour or two,
No, sir is right. I was talking to your momma.
I don't know.
He works construction, so he makes a pretty good living.
We don't need to fucking practice Kevin
I want him to be here. I wanna show him a good time.
Well, I'm glad of it, honey.
- You better lay off that tambourine. - Hey, man, I ain't doing nothing wrong.
- Them French fries good? - Yeah, they're good all right. Mm-hm.
I think all the old bad things ought to be saved up for the folks that done growed up.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
This is Bill Cox.
You’re a fucking tunesmith
Come on, Karl, go with us.
But he's not able to do anything to Doyle.
You bunch of freaks I hope you have fun
I've heard it said thataway, yes, sir.
- Don't make me knock the piss outta you.
Besides, J’rr Craa here's liable to bust a spring. He's already off balance.
It's all right if you're looking out for yourself.
I like them Abaxx shares hmm mmm
- Don't tell me what to do, Linda. - Leave!
I didn't mean to say nothing bad about you.
You ain’t no kin to me
If it works out, maybe we'll get you a key so you can get out at night if you need to.
You been real good to me.
I studied about it quite a bit.
I Ferlin Husky will vomit
You his daddy?
Take that tub, and you and Karl come out here and help me ice down some beer.
Get you magazines, coloring books some hard candy, You know stuff to keep you busy at night.
Just let him sit here. Let's all just be a family.
We wrote one last night outside the minimart,
Why?
One of the boys was from Massachusetts and one from Maine
I told 'em about it.
What guitar do you have in the case, cliff
Why was it? Was it, like, a nervous breakdown? Or...?
Your momma and that fella that's carrying me to get something or other to eat
If you don't get that God Bluetooth out of your ear Im'a go out of my mind
We don't need to arking practice, Chip
He's a modern day poet
But I tell you what, I'll give a couple of cans for free to the right kid.
Maybe you and Karl want to go with us?
He used to take advantage of little girls there in the neighborhood an' all.
Or the kind old ladies wear who work in the school cafeteria.
Who'd you kill?
Come on, Vaughan. This'll be fun.
They turned me loose from the nervous hospital Said I was well
Yes, sir.
But he don't wanna have nothing to do with me.
It won't crank up, and everything seems to be put together right.
It's none of my business why you were in the state hospital.
Whats wrong with lisa's car ain't got no gas in it
TeeTee
you feel worse than if you hadn't slept at all?
‘Cause I smoke seegars w/ J Bennett, LT of Pol’ice
I reckon I could use a little something or other to eat at noon time.
Oh no, Cruella de Vil got mad at Ariel because she didn’t swim in the ocean
Frank, why don't you come back here with me for a minute?
'Cause he's company.
We can’t come to a fucking bedroom at 9:30 in the morning with hammers and shit
That's the word
- Well, it's nighttime. You let... - Hey!
I don't want her worrying about your ass.
OK.
and she's got one of each living with her.
My response when Roy chews me out for leaving keys in car
I know what's wrong with it... it ain't got no leadership in it.
so I went in there in the shed and got a shoe box
I won't tell her about you being in the state hospital for killing.
You and me made friends right off the bat.
Don't be a pussy Vaughn. We all gotta work tomorrow
I just wanted to give y'all some little piece of happiness today.
I don't reckon I know, boy.
You're a weird little shit, Frank and I don't get you.
He's taller than he was then. But you're gonna start at the defensive end?
You got no old lady eating on your ass all the time.
My own family was never like a family. They're horrible people.
We can just set these bags on the porch.
You're dead, I guess. Where'd you go to?
Oh, good. I haven't decided yet if I'm a good cook.
No need for a black taylor guitar
- Can I see him? - Sure. Scooter!
I mean, you gotta examine all those little tiny particles while they're still on fire.
I aim to vomit with it
Hey Willie Nelson will vomit
He used to make quite a bit of sport of me when I was down there at the schoolhouse.
I mean, I can't say that she enjoyed her stay.
Thank you, Vaughan. That's really sweet of you. We care about you, too.
Well, come on. We'd better hit the road.
Now, I admit it, I was drunk.
- Oh, please, Doyle, don't. - Mm-hm. Yeah.
It's such a nice evening.
- Karl, are you up? - Yes, sir.
and I...
He was a’having his way with’n it
You can't do that. You're a free man.
Flowers is Purdy
Me when my husband has to drive my car
I tell you, the Lord works in mysterious ways.
I ain't never found no way to not be nervous.
Don't make me knock the piss outta you.
You're leaving, ain't you, Karl?
I promise, we're gonna get away from him.
Mustard and tater tots three four times a week
at the junior high school field all the time.
How you doing, boy? Hey.
You ought not talk that way you just a boy
I don't rightly know. I just kinda woke up a-holdin' it.
'Cause it's fun. It don't matter if you ain't no good.
I'm just gonna reach. So, how come Karl won't eat here with us?
I don't mean to say nothing bad about you,
You eat when you come back. Go get my guitar.
Hey Eric Church will vomit
- Get the fuck out! - Nobody wants to take this shit, man.
I wish me and you and Momma would just run away,
Me, too.
These darn things are heavy. Hard to carry, too.
That Doyle is just a fucking asshole He can just vomit
I don't guess I give a shit, 'cause, I mean, I ain't here that much anyway.
I don't like her life or how she lives it.
Aint got no Domin
What Jodi Benson will vomit
You seem like a thinker, you know.
# There over east of Eden #
maybe you did something... terrible.
Bible says two men ought not to lay together.
Ling at lunch
You will? For sure?
Thank you.
I'll call you tomorrow.
Amen.
Ed Heat
It's on. We're gonna rock.
It takes your mind off everything else,
So take my Thread, you little old matador
If this water don't go down so I can creek hunt I'm gonna go out of my mind
I'll take you down first thing in the morning.
Oh, I'll be sitting here waiting on you.
I'm pretty handy, I reckon, on lawn mowers and whatnot. Mm-hm.
And the other thing I say is, your buddy Karl here's going.
My daddy was good. I think too many good people die.
Then I seen them boys bearing down on me, figured I'd better give it off to you there.
Seriously Don't judge me!
We don't need to think about bad thoughts, do we, Momma?
And I'll bet you got plenty to tell.