Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What in the goddamn hell are you saying D?

I'm sorry, honey.

My daddy worked down there at the saw mill,

You might wanna send an ambalance... or a hearse

You know when you get a feeling and you don't know why?

Pardon my language, ma'am.

Well, you know how this town is. People talk and they spread these cruel rumors.

I talked to your sponsor or teacher, or whoever he is,

You believe in the Bible, do you, Karl?

No need for a black guitar

Fact is, we'd never have a bad word between us.

She's talking about me, Karl. That's my first name.

Unity "I just found out I'm retarded"

We'll call Brother Epersom. We'll go see him tomorrow and get you baptized.

You tuning son of a bitch Get the fuck out

Will you talk to 'em? Get interviewed?

You gott a hell of an operation Here Brad

When you get up from here to leave, I want you to go over to that fella's house.

18E Career Path Shanahan's Got a Future

I don't really like people, you know, who talk all the time. I like to do all the talking.

Maybe you can make a little more sense outta 'em than I can.

We ain’t got no Goddamn band!!!

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

It's not your house, Doyle, it's Linda's.

Tell. Em Doyle!

Hey man you can call Kitty Wells will vomit

I play cards with L-T Bennett, Sheriff of Poo-lice,

I reckon the reason I'm in here is 'cause I've killed somebody. Mm-hm.

Besides, Karl here's liable to bust a spring. He's already off balance.

- Two people. - Were they bad people?

and face what they call reality.

Bitch Crystal Gayle will vomit

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

If you had it to do over again, would you do it the same way?

I ain’t scared of shit

You got something wrong with you?

Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)

You're a weird little shit, Franie and I don't get you.

if you don't have a happy birthday i'm gonna go out of my mind

All right, then.

We don’t need to Fucking practice Randy!!

But I ain't your daddy.

To those who said They would leave if trump won...

You bunch of freaks I hope you have fun

I was wanting to talk to y'all, too. Come over here and sit down.

and by the authority of the Church,

- You have family here? - Not to speak of.

She's real heavy, but she's cute in the face.

Son, why you keep on coming over here

I ain’t got no cash

You know that. I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water

Frank, why don't you and Karl go on out in the garage and fix him up a place?

I Jim Ed Brown will vomit

Yeah, I watched him in junior high. He can... he can throw the ball pretty well.

Flowers is Purdy

That's that one on Christmas I was telling you about.

She's not retarded, just...

They learned me to do what they told me to do.

I mean, you've been in lockup so long, you don't need me keeping you locked up.

I said, Sure. So she gets in.

I see how it's gonna be... mmm hmmm

Toothpaste and whatnot. Mm-hm.

Well, he never did want to. I figure he probably ain't changed his mind much.

You're not staying here tonight.

and I'm gonna be the head of the household,

you might want to send a ambulance or a hearse.

Randy, you tooting son of a bitch!

I love you, too.

I'm gonna sleep with your brother, so Karl can have your room.

who's filling in for kelly rowland? jessie j.

it didn't get old enough for me to play with it. Mm-hm.

I play cards with L-T Bennett, chief of poo-leece,

It ain't right for me to keep from telling you how come me to be in the state hospital.

Don't you tell me what to do, Lin...

well, mine's not as easy to see.

You’re slave drivin’ money hoaders…

IT AIN'T GOT NO GAS IN IT.

Party our asses off.

When Antifa finally makes it out here

It's a little old white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street.

See, we're gonna be a family, Frank. My family.

Maybe I'll see you down at the secret place one day in a week or two or something.

Well, I went in there in the house,

People ask, if I had to do it over again would I do it the same? I reckon I would

Flowers is purdy.

All right, then.

So take my Thread, you little Matador

If you go to McCabe’s guitar shop I’m gonna go out of my mind

I would ban Vector's guitar

IT AIN'T GOT NO GAS IN IT.

What about our instruments?

- Could I have some of that ham? - Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

Ya got an hefeweizenA for sale in theree

They turned me loose

You are grounded Charley Pride will vomit

cocksuckers and retards. Now, get up off your asses and go.

Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)

It's good to see you, too. How's everybody doing?

You know Brandie..... She wants to suck Jason's cock...

It's the only time I don't like checking out customers,

They turned me loose from the nervous hospital Said I'se well

I want you to give me your word you'll do it.

- No, sir. - Well, you can't stay here.

Just remember what I said. We'll bide our time.

How does a fella go about getting hold of the police?

Well, maybe they needed it.

Ya got an hefeweizenA for sale in there

I guess he wouldn't want to help you out any, would he?

I heard you been putting it on old Albert Sellers, works over at the funeral home.

Ferlin Husky will vomit

I just want all of you to know

Sometimes I wish I was still real little and he was still here.

I thought nothing could happen to us.

But Doyle is going to make your life hell.

and I don't know what they expect you to do.

Don’t make me knock the piss out of you, Fred!

We don't need to fucking practice Chip

# Brother John #

You bunch of freaks, I hope you have fun.

Whadja kill Jussie fer?

Karl here's gonna get some more biscuits tonight. What do you think about that?

- Don't tell me what to do. - Leave!

I've told Linda that one day that man is going to hurt her and that boy.

It's just a nut house. Most of these people don't even know where they are.

Hey, there, Karl. Come unload a generator for me.

Well, your daddy was living down there the last time I heard.

Mustard and Biscuits....