Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My daddy worked down there at the saw mill,

Party our asses off.

We don’t need to Fucking practice Randy!!

You tuning son of a bitch Get the fuck out

How does a fella go about getting hold of the police?

You're a weird little shit, Franie and I don't get you.

You're not staying here tonight.

We don't need to fucking practice Chip

Yeah, I watched him in junior high. He can... he can throw the ball pretty well.

Fact is, we'd never have a bad word between us.

What in the goddamn hell are you saying D?

Will you talk to 'em? Get interviewed?

You bunch of freaks, I hope you have fun.

To those who said They would leave if trump won...

Randy, you tooting son of a bitch!

They turned me loose from the nervous hospital Said I'se well

We'll call Brother Epersom. We'll go see him tomorrow and get you baptized.

So take my Thread, you little Matador

Pardon my language, ma'am.

and face what they call reality.

All right, then.

Flowers is Purdy

When you get up from here to leave, I want you to go over to that fella's house.

Frank, why don't you and Karl go on out in the garage and fix him up a place?

Bitch Crystal Gayle will vomit

Don't you tell me what to do, Lin...

Well, you know how this town is. People talk and they spread these cruel rumors.

Whadja kill Jussie fer?

Hey, there, Karl. Come unload a generator for me.

you might want to send a ambulance or a hearse.

Flowers is purdy.

If you go to McCabe’s guitar shop I’m gonna go out of my mind

I heard you been putting it on old Albert Sellers, works over at the funeral home.

I've told Linda that one day that man is going to hurt her and that boy.

Sometimes I wish I was still real little and he was still here.

Besides, Karl here's liable to bust a spring. He's already off balance.

No need for a black guitar

See, we're gonna be a family, Frank. My family.

Toothpaste and whatnot. Mm-hm.

It's good to see you, too. How's everybody doing?

I said, Sure. So she gets in.

It's the only time I don't like checking out customers,

You know when you get a feeling and you don't know why?

- You have family here? - Not to speak of.

if you don't have a happy birthday i'm gonna go out of my mind

People ask, if I had to do it over again would I do it the same? I reckon I would

I talked to your sponsor or teacher, or whoever he is,

You’re slave drivin’ money hoaders…

I Jim Ed Brown will vomit

Well, your daddy was living down there the last time I heard.

She's talking about me, Karl. That's my first name.

Well, maybe they needed it.

You know Brandie..... She wants to suck Jason's cock...

cocksuckers and retards. Now, get up off your asses and go.

Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)

who's filling in for kelly rowland? jessie j.

Ferlin Husky will vomit

I love you, too.

- Two people. - Were they bad people?

it didn't get old enough for me to play with it. Mm-hm.

It's a little old white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street.

Unity "I just found out I'm retarded"

18E Career Path Shanahan's Got a Future

You believe in the Bible, do you, Karl?

I just want all of you to know

You gott a hell of an operation Here Brad

When Antifa finally makes it out here

IT AIN'T GOT NO GAS IN IT.

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Don’t make me knock the piss out of you, Fred!

Well, he never did want to. I figure he probably ain't changed his mind much.

Hey man you can call Kitty Wells will vomit

Son, why you keep on coming over here

I don't really like people, you know, who talk all the time. I like to do all the talking.

She's real heavy, but she's cute in the face.

well, mine's not as easy to see.

Mustard and Biscuits....

It's not your house, Doyle, it's Linda's.

That's that one on Christmas I was telling you about.

I would ban Vector's guitar

You are grounded Charley Pride will vomit

Ya got an hefeweizenA for sale in there

She's not retarded, just...

Maybe you can make a little more sense outta 'em than I can.

You got something wrong with you?

You bunch of freaks I hope you have fun

Well, I went in there in the house,

Karl here's gonna get some more biscuits tonight. What do you think about that?

I'm sorry, honey.

- Could I have some of that ham? - Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

and by the authority of the Church,

- Don't tell me what to do. - Leave!

Can Somebody help me Holy crap Teammates! (2009)

It ain't right for me to keep from telling you how come me to be in the state hospital.

What about our instruments?

I play cards with L-T Bennett, chief of poo-leece,

They learned me to do what they told me to do.

I want you to give me your word you'll do it.

It's just a nut house. Most of these people don't even know where they are.

All right, then.

You might wanna send an ambalance... or a hearse

IT AIN'T GOT NO GAS IN IT.

If you had it to do over again, would you do it the same way?

I ain’t scared of shit

You know that. I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water

Maybe I'll see you down at the secret place one day in a week or two or something.

Tell. Em Doyle!

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

I reckon the reason I'm in here is 'cause I've killed somebody. Mm-hm.

# Brother John #

I play cards with L-T Bennett, Sheriff of Poo-lice,

and I'm gonna be the head of the household,

I see how it's gonna be... mmm hmmm

They turned me loose

Ya got an hefeweizenA for sale in theree

Just remember what I said. We'll bide our time.

But Doyle is going to make your life hell.

I ain’t got no cash

We ain’t got no Goddamn band!!!

I thought nothing could happen to us.

and I don't know what they expect you to do.

But I ain't your daddy.

- No, sir. - Well, you can't stay here.

I was wanting to talk to y'all, too. Come over here and sit down.

I'm gonna sleep with your brother, so Karl can have your room.

I guess he wouldn't want to help you out any, would he?

I mean, you've been in lockup so long, you don't need me keeping you locked up.