Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it

- All right. Hey, get some extra gravy. - OK.

Momma's real good, but I wish I had both of 'em.

Kenny Rogers will vomit

My daddy wouldn't let him do that to me and Momma.

# Standing there #

I’M A WORDSMITH

"NOW, UH, HE WAS A LITTLE SLOW." "BUT NOT SO'S AS AROUND HERE YOU'D NOTICE."

Are you sure you can drive? You've really had a lot of alcohol.

then i go ... you know whatever

Karl, see if you can figure out what's wrong with this thing.

I just wanted to give y'all some little piece of happiness today.

And she'll give us anything we want her to. Candy or something.

If you don't get that Bluetooth out of your ear I’m gonna go out of my mind

Talking back and everything, aren't you?

Karl, I don't believe I hit you, did I?

Didn't you go to sleep at all, Karl?

It wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless.

Why not? It died?

Scooter, did I tell you the one about the two old boys pissing off the bridge?

but why don't you stop Doyle when he's being thataway?

Don't be a pussy, Vaughan. We all gotta work tomorrow.

I thought you said he's coming over here for something.

Hi, Karl, I'm on my lunch break.

And wwherever! Go

We've had hard lives, too, Momma.

Probably wants to go back and live in Mr. Cox's shop.

- Hey! You get the fuck out now! - Leave!

one of 'em's on how to be a carpenter.

That's the way I see it. Mm-hm.

Sure you're gonna be OK staying with that woman and her boy?

Leaving his soul...

You'll be dead soon enough,

I think he's going back to Millsberg, where he's from.

I don't reckon that you have to go with women to be a good daddy to a boy.

I LIKE THE WAY YOU EAT

I love your momma.

Quite a spell, I reckon.

What's all them books?

Was your folks well off?

So Take My Thread, you evil buckaroo

Good to see you, man. It's been a long time.

Oh, I don't know if I told you,

So I taken the Kaiser blade,

Do you understand how important that is to the world, Frankie?

Different ones. One of 'em's the Bible. Mm-hm.

- I know. - Can we get some candy and pop?

I reckon what you is wanting to know is what I'm a-doin' in here.

Aw, come on. You'll like her. She's real nice.

I love my big boy Cooper!

Doyle's invited his music-playing buddies over to get liquored up, pick fights

Sorry, I wasn't thinking.

I just can't find shoes that's comfortable.

Yeah, everything's gonna be all right, boy.

I know what it is..

They say they're setting me free today.

When they ask how the berm was!!

# In the eyes of the maker #

and in obedience under his command,

Does everybody like the food?

He runs the place. Says that you can work here and stay out back.

No, this here's a Frostee Cream. We don't serve biscuits.

- Well, I'll see you later. - All right, then.

Happy Birthday Dwight

If I'm gonna throw my life away doing what I want to come live with y'all,

Yep. Gonna form our asses off.

Yes, I recollect that.

while you're out running around with that fag?

Well, me and the Burnett twins and some boys play

It's supposed to be like an article or a story, something like that, isn't that right?

Was it the boy?

If you get two frappucinos I’m gonna go out of my mind

Unfortunately, there are certain parts of my life I have to keep private.

I reckon that didn't quite satisfy me.

I like your garage.

I held in place with a real fat piece of duct tape,

These days I figure it was probably best

Melody and tune - that's your trade, Terence.

If you don't get that God damn Bluetooth outta your ear... Im'a go outta my mind

I would ban Cliff Davidson’s guitar

That was just like the wishbone.

I'd love to show them that damn Karl. They'd get a kick out of him.

You wanna be on teams, me and you?

Reckon what kind of a feeling?

# Like the night #

# In the distance I saw light #

My father was a hardworking man most of his life.

- You know they would. - Please, now, not tonight.

Come on, Frankie.

Besides, we have a garden full of flowers.

When Thanksgivings over and people are leaving you place fast enough

I believe one fella come from Arkansas.

I don't... I don't mean physically, or even mentally, really,

What in the hell you doing with that lawn mower blade?

SOME FOLKS CALL IT ATMOSPHERICS, I CALL IT SOUND ART

Alright you can kiss my ass

I remember that real well. He cut those folks to pieces, his momma was one of 'em.

We don't need to ucking practice, Chip

OK. Well, then, I'll come by Mr. Cox's and pick you up around noon, all right?

I ain't heard one of 'em. Y'all just talk.

You know what I got a craving for? Some of that chicken champ!

and finally I realized through a lot of therapy

He... I don't think he'd ever hurt anybody.

I'd rather him get tired of me and leave me, then he wouldn't wanna hurt me.

Yeah, I'll bet you did.

'cause I don't have any money. Well, Momma and me, I mean.

God without imagination IT AIN"T GOT NO GAS IN IT

Well, I reckon I would.

- Get away from us! - Goddamnit!

I would ban Declan Livingston’s guitar

'cause I belong to my daddy instead of him.

What are you doing with that damn hammer?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

It was raining so hard, we couldn't see the road.

Come on, Morris, you fucking genius, get the fuck up and get the fuck outta here,

You're older than him. You're strong, too.

who's filling in for samuel gordon? louis gordon.

# In the hands of the maker #

down at the planer mill for an old man named Dixon.

Mister, don’t you never swear in front of that man. You understand me

It sounds like a racecar motor idling. It makes me not be nervous.

That was a good lateral, man.

It’s a little ol White House, on the corner of vine street n some other street.

What you doing, boy?

You take care of that boy.

Where'd you get them flowers?

And I wanted you to meet Karl. He's my new friend,

Looks nice How mush ya one fur em ?

I don't know how to go about it. Mm-hm.

But I'll catch you next week with that 327.

When you find out you’re going to be at station 28 for 24 Hrs

I understand Jerry's gonna take you someplace else tomorrow.

I hit him two good whacks with it.