Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Scooter, did I tell you the one about the two old boys pissing off the bridge?

Mister, don’t you never swear in front of that man. You understand me

Yes, I recollect that.

If you don't get that God damn Bluetooth outta your ear... Im'a go outta my mind

Yeah, everything's gonna be all right, boy.

I remember that real well. He cut those folks to pieces, his momma was one of 'em.

Karl, I don't believe I hit you, did I?

He... I don't think he'd ever hurt anybody.

I reckon what you is wanting to know is what I'm a-doin' in here.

I reckon that didn't quite satisfy me.

So Take My Thread, you evil buckaroo

And I wanted you to meet Karl. He's my new friend,

I don't reckon that you have to go with women to be a good daddy to a boy.

I LIKE THE WAY YOU EAT

SOME FOLKS CALL IT ATMOSPHERICS, I CALL IT SOUND ART

Come on, Frankie.

Yeah, I'll bet you did.

Why not? It died?

I ain't heard one of 'em. Y'all just talk.

When Thanksgivings over and people are leaving you place fast enough

Aw, come on. You'll like her. She's real nice.

You know what I got a craving for? Some of that chicken champ!

It sounds like a racecar motor idling. It makes me not be nervous.

It’s a little ol White House, on the corner of vine street n some other street.

Besides, we have a garden full of flowers.

Different ones. One of 'em's the Bible. Mm-hm.

Kenny Rogers will vomit

I hit him two good whacks with it.

What's all them books?

They say they're setting me free today.

You wanna be on teams, me and you?

and in obedience under his command,

If I'm gonna throw my life away doing what I want to come live with y'all,

I would ban Cliff Davidson’s guitar

- I know. - Can we get some candy and pop?

No, this here's a Frostee Cream. We don't serve biscuits.

My father was a hardworking man most of his life.

That was just like the wishbone.

who's filling in for samuel gordon? louis gordon.

Sorry, I wasn't thinking.

OK. Well, then, I'll come by Mr. Cox's and pick you up around noon, all right?

then i go ... you know whatever

Melody and tune - that's your trade, Terence.

Well, I reckon I would.

Quite a spell, I reckon.

one of 'em's on how to be a carpenter.

Leaving his soul...

That was a good lateral, man.

That's the way I see it. Mm-hm.

- You know they would. - Please, now, not tonight.

Didn't you go to sleep at all, Karl?

God without imagination IT AIN"T GOT NO GAS IN IT

Where'd you get them flowers?

I like your garage.

Don't be a pussy, Vaughan. We all gotta work tomorrow.

while you're out running around with that fag?

# In the eyes of the maker #

I don't know how to go about it. Mm-hm.

I’M A WORDSMITH

down at the planer mill for an old man named Dixon.

When they ask how the berm was!!

Are you sure you can drive? You've really had a lot of alcohol.

I thought you said he's coming over here for something.

I believe one fella come from Arkansas.

You're older than him. You're strong, too.

# In the hands of the maker #

Karl, see if you can figure out what's wrong with this thing.

I don't... I don't mean physically, or even mentally, really,

Yep. Gonna form our asses off.

Come on, Morris, you fucking genius, get the fuck up and get the fuck outta here,

It wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless.

Unfortunately, there are certain parts of my life I have to keep private.

I just can't find shoes that's comfortable.

Was it the boy?

Does everybody like the food?

But I'll catch you next week with that 327.

# Like the night #

What you doing, boy?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I held in place with a real fat piece of duct tape,

- Well, I'll see you later. - All right, then.

I love your momma.

You'll be dead soon enough,

These days I figure it was probably best

- All right. Hey, get some extra gravy. - OK.

It's supposed to be like an article or a story, something like that, isn't that right?

Oh, I don't know if I told you,

Good to see you, man. It's been a long time.

I think he's going back to Millsberg, where he's from.

It was raining so hard, we couldn't see the road.

Alright you can kiss my ass

So I taken the Kaiser blade,

He runs the place. Says that you can work here and stay out back.

'cause I belong to my daddy instead of him.

'cause I don't have any money. Well, Momma and me, I mean.

- Get away from us! - Goddamnit!

Was your folks well off?

# In the distance I saw light #

"NOW, UH, HE WAS A LITTLE SLOW." "BUT NOT SO'S AS AROUND HERE YOU'D NOTICE."

I'd rather him get tired of me and leave me, then he wouldn't wanna hurt me.

We've had hard lives, too, Momma.

- Hey! You get the fuck out now! - Leave!

My daddy wouldn't let him do that to me and Momma.

Well, me and the Burnett twins and some boys play

We don't need to ucking practice, Chip

What are you doing with that damn hammer?

And she'll give us anything we want her to. Candy or something.

You take care of that boy.

Hi, Karl, I'm on my lunch break.

# Standing there #

and finally I realized through a lot of therapy

And wwherever! Go

I understand Jerry's gonna take you someplace else tomorrow.

When you find out you’re going to be at station 28 for 24 Hrs

I would ban Declan Livingston’s guitar

Doyle's invited his music-playing buddies over to get liquored up, pick fights

Sure you're gonna be OK staying with that woman and her boy?

Talking back and everything, aren't you?

Momma's real good, but I wish I had both of 'em.

Happy Birthday Dwight

Do you understand how important that is to the world, Frankie?

but why don't you stop Doyle when he's being thataway?

I know what it is..

Looks nice How mush ya one fur em ?

What in the hell you doing with that lawn mower blade?

I just wanted to give y'all some little piece of happiness today.

If you get two frappucinos I’m gonna go out of my mind

If you don't get that Bluetooth out of your ear I’m gonna go out of my mind

Probably wants to go back and live in Mr. Cox's shop.

I love my big boy Cooper!

i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it

Reckon what kind of a feeling?

I'd love to show them that damn Karl. They'd get a kick out of him.