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When you find out your friends voted for Biden
OK.
It don't make no difference where I was to be.
Moose
Isn't that something?
When we're on a gig, you gotta play through it.
I know, honey.
I thought they was.
Old man Dixon was a very cruel fella.
These were on sale 'cause they're not fresh.
I don't get to see him all day except Sundays. He can go play tomorrow.
13 Dead Men 2004
That gal that made employee of the month at the Dollar Store,
I aim to learn how to make things out of wood some day.
The son of a bitch can eat four larges and won't so much as even belch.
You can listen to Queen but just don’t listen to Hank Williams
I thought they were doing wrong.
No, ma'am. I'm going off somewheres.
How come he would do that, reckon?
Hey!
If Dave Dudley will vomit
You got a house. Why don't you go get one of your girlfriends and go home to it?
who's filling in for carole waltham? carole staff.
Vaughan, he's real good to Momma. Vaughan that you met.
Do you need something?
And she had a lot of hair on her arms.
It's just that I'm jealous of her.
I reckon I wouldn't mind having a little supper. Mm-hm.
Chuck's Dream Food
Well, OK. I got you some.
All right, then.
I GET REAL MEAN WHEN MY FEET HURT
- Him staying here working out? - Well, he's gone to staying over
You're a weird little shit, Frank, and I don't get you.
It was fun anyhow.
Ain’t that sweet. What am I gonna do about supper
You oughta not done that to your boy.
religion without assertive imagination IT AIN"T GOT NO GAS IN IT
I've tinkered around on 'em a little bit. Mm-hm.
I like a big bush, maybe a Begonia. I love Begonias
All right, then.
Scooter, let's you and me go over to the Frostee Cream
Old boy from Arkansas said, Yeah, and it's deep, too.
We can buy you lunch till you get on your feet a little.
All right, then.
We don't need no fancy words. I mean, we need to practice. We need to rehearse.
See, you don't wanna question a genius, Vaughan.
Poor thing. He's probably never seen such a crazy mess.
Some folks call it Lexington... I call it Hades. mmmhmmm
When the fuel economy so bad, It's got your car being like:
We'll be fine, I promise.
I swear to God I'll make you sorry your daddy ever squirted your ass out.
I Know You See Me Looking At You When You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know I Wanna Die In Hell You Already Know
Look at the straight outta Cuba guitar case Ariel Gendayo
Fuck it, I'm calling 'em up.
I know what's wrong Box ain't got no gas in it!
That towel was all bloody-like, all around it there.
I believe the dot-dot-dot come between medulla and oblongata.
Some folks call it hell, I call it Hades. Mm-hm.
What's that you say?
I seen you following me. Mm-hm.
You don't have anywhere you could stay tonight at all?
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Never did know too much of nobody down there.
I ain't like you. I'm old and give out.
You're good working on small engines and things.
I Brantley Gilbert will vomit
I reckon you want me to get on with it and tell you what happened,
It's got peckers in it
You don't have to. You don't never go.
There's usually someone in the trunk.
I wouldn't let it get to you. Put some of this dressing on it.
MATT,
but, well, emotionally.
When someone says something i don't like about my dogs.
Hm?
Momma said he's staying over tonight, and he's talking about staying here for good.
Lefty Frizzell will vomit
He helped him carry home the clean laundry.
I’m the Real BADASS MOTHERFUCKER Mm Hm
Is everything gonna be all right someday?
Listen, Karl. Before you get very used to staying here,
- You go to bed now. I love you. - I love you too, Mom.
Youre a tune smith
Does that surprise you?
If you see a live show at amoeba I’m gonna go out of my mind
No. I mean your past.
Oh, thank you.
See? You fixed him something, didn't you?
Hey, Karl, there's somebody out here to see you.
We don't need to fucking practice, Chip
- French-fried potatoes? - Yep, French fries.
Wasn't what I expected in some places.
I made you a little old book marker and put it in there in that book on Christmas.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
If you want a retard living out in the garage, I guess that's your business.
He's from St. Louis. People who are queer get along better in a big town.
But what I see before me
We don't got no goddamn band!
Doyle is a fucking asshole
You and that boy has given me a good feeling.
I Threw Doyle Redman With A Medicine Blade
You done fixed it? Well, I'll be damned. Scooter told me it couldn't be fixed.
- A long time ago. - Yeah, that's a classic.
She's lonely since Daddy died. Sometimes she says she don't know why.
it won't make no difference, will it?
You would never hurt either one of them under any circumstances, would you?
- No, sir, I ain't. - How long have you been standing here?
I remember that. I was only three or four, but I always heard about it growing up.
Yeah, you'll try.
If this water don’t go down so I can creekhunt I’m gonna go out of my mind
Your a toon smith
You're a weird little shit, Joe, and I don't get you.
Y'all sit down.
Yeah, now. I'm calling 'em up.
All right, then.
No, honey, we don't.
Ain’t got no gas in it
I done ate just a little bit ago. Mm-hm.
who's filling in for thomas tomlinson? lucas yates.
You be careful with that cripple in the back, now. You're liable to throw him out.
Well, I was kindly needing to do some trading.
You're a weird little shit, Ketch, and I don't get you.
Yeah? Good.
I can't go to sleep. I have to be at work in three hours.
A boy or a girl?
Ain’t got no Stuffing in it
Vaughan wants to have a little supper over at his house, and we could invite her.
We went to Memphis in the car one time.
So.
His name was Jesse Dixon.
Melinda here was voted employee of the month at the Dollar Store last February.
# I could not feel #
That son of a bitch is a regular Eli Whitney on a lawn mower. And loves French fries.
Doyle is a monster.
Karl, I've gotta take you down to the old classroom.
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
Be Cool (2005)
I'm OK walking over here, but there's something about that dang doorbell.
You know better than that, Doyle. We're on duty.
What if he does it again? It happens all the time.
I want you to give that to that Miss Wheatley.
She's a little bit... I think...
Mister, don't you never lay another hand on that boy. You understand me?
If you don’t have a happy birthday I’m gonna go out of my mind
We ain't got no fucking microphone. We ain't got no speaker set up.
He stands alone anyhow
I care for you more than anything else there is.