Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Come here, you little prick. Come here, you fucking prick!

Oh, no, I don't think so. It's late. I-I have to work tomorrow.

It’s not gonna fly today Ain’t got no gas in it!

Mustard Mmmhumm

I wish he liked to go with women.

Mr. Woolridge, he got me hired on to work for Bill Cox's outfit. Mm-hm.

Nathan standing. Brock sitting.

This fuel economy got your car being like: It ain't got no gas in it.

- Well, are you well? - I reckon I feel all right.

He’s a modern day poet

instead of putting me in jail.

To those who said they would leave America if trump won...

I love me some Cooper!!!!

But for a breath of a fresh kill

He's got it out for you tonight. I got me a feeling, too.

I ain't never used no hatchet that I remember. Mm-hm.

Karl, what in the world are you doing here?

# For the fog in my eyes #

Yeah. What are you doing by here?

That boy, he's my friend.

My mother and father didn't want him.

Ma'am, I really wanna give them to Karen.

I thought I told you to get out of here and vomit on your guitar

well, asshole-ish, I guess would be the word.

When they ask you how your doing at work!!

I taken the little fella and put him in the box,

I ain't a-stayin'. I need to ask you for a favor.

When your 2018 KTM 250 XC has spark but still doesn't start

and that we could...

Frostee Shakes, Creamy Bars.

All right, then.

You think it's really got peckers in there, cut up?

Yeah, I thought about that. I guess it doesn't make any sense to move him now.

Hey! Goddamn you, Frankie.

Oh. How about before that?

i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it

If you get a Krispy Kreme doughnut I’m gonna go out of my mind

I'm Marsha Dwiggins and this is Theresa Evans.

Pleased to meet you.

# Is bent and broken #

There's these two fellas.

I know you could've scored that touchdown by yourself

i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it

Karl, they say you're a whiz on fixing lawn mowers and things.

I'd rather not have stole. I could take those home with me.

In some circles, this is considered a piece of automotive art.

You know, I was thinking. There's this girl that works with me.

Would you like some coffee?

So I produce the 25 dollars and she sticks it down into her shoe and pulls up her skirt.

So then the old man says, At my age, I'd rather have the talking frog.

who's filling in for veronica smith? veronica jenkins.

Who's That Ladies, Sexy Ladies

Popopopopopo with old spice

You bunch of freaks I hope you have fun

I don't reckon I thought about it too much.

so when you go in there, he won't be indoors.

you tried suicide,

I stay on my feet all the time at work.

I don't know whether or not that's enough for your newspaper or not. Mm-hm.

That makes me feel real sad.

You need to think about good thoughts while you're still a boy.

Since I didn't bring nothing for you on our date last night,

There's your girlfriend.

Get out there and get your **** and get out !!!

- Yes, sir, I did. - Who did you kill?

I'm hurting Linda

When you get off this evening, you need to go buy some toothpaste

If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna go outta my mind.

- Don't do that, Linda. - I'm calling the police!

He wouldn't care then.

Where did a musician puke On Hollywood blvd

When your KTM has spark but still doesn't start

Did live up there in the state hospital.

Eric church will vomit

My daddy would kill him if he was still here and somebody was mean to Momma.

I heard it a-cryin' a little through that box.

This ain't right, Doyle. There is something wrong with you.

No, I don't. No, I don't.

- You didn't wanna go anywhere, did you? - I don't reckon.

and coming into the damn bedroom at four in the morning carrying hammers and shit.

- Good to meet you, Scooter. - How about you?

That kind of makes me horny, Linda.

which ain't easy for me -

Frank, why don't you go off and play in your room if Doyle's gonna talk nasty?

Karl, it's minimum wage, and there ain't nothing back there

I borrowed one of your books. You ain't mad, are you?

Don't you say nothing about that boy.

Hide that between your legs for me, will you?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

When did a musician puke On Hollywood Blvd

'cause there was a noise and something moving around in it.

and the world'll be shut of you.

Will somebody get the kid a Fred flintstone costume?!

Who the hell could eat with him making all that goddamn racket in his throat?

You Might Want To Send A Ambulance Or A Hearse...

- What's your last name? - Childers.

But, you see, you and I are a lot alike, as strange as that may seem.

He's got a key here to come and go as he pleases.

You don't seem like you'd kill nobody.

I washed her, 'cause she wasn't too clean, you know?

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in a small town like this.

Well, I'm glad of it you was borned.

I'm gonna go home and sober up.

The effect I seem to have on some men

I care for you a good deal.

There's a truck out front says Doyle Hargraves Construction on it.

Money and rape - that's your trade.

Not funny haha Not funny haha

We ain't got no Fuckin Microphone

Come on, sit down.

Come to find out I don't reckon my mother minded what Jesse was a-doin' to her.

How come her to still be girlfriend an' all with him if he mean to her?

I'm hurting Linda Classic

is to talk to you about something that's on my mind.

In a few minutes, we're gonna be in a room with a killer. That doesn't bother you?

Linda, go to bed, and take little snot nose here with you.

Your momma neither.

Yes, sir. Well, I darn near made me a touchdown.

If it was up to me, you could come back here and stay if you wanted to.

I always get nervous when I hear that doorbell.

I aim to vomit with it

and closing up shop early. Mm-hm.

I spent up some of it a-ridin' on the bus and eating French-fried potatoes. Mm-hm.

I'll whip the dogsh!t outta you, Vaughn

I just feel sorry for the poor thing.

How do you know?

Not Eric Church will vomit

You're welcome to keep on staying here. It's working out real good.

Like I said, if you get nervous about it, I'll understand.

I have a boyfriend now, you know, and we're pretty serious. He gave me a ring.

Tell me something. What are you thinking right now?

Can't nobody stop that.

You're strong, though. You just threw it over to me

That's a awful big place to live in.

- Well, it smells kinda funny. - It's a little loud.

Well, you wanna go with me?

- Thank you. - Oh, it's all right.

How much ye want for 'em?

Karl, why don't you and Melinda go take a walk? It's nice out.

Ya got any hefeweizens for sale in there

I would ban Steven’s guitar

Took me four years to read the Bible.

Where's Randy and them?