Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not Eric Church will vomit

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

But for a breath of a fresh kill

Mustard Mmmhumm

Ya got any hefeweizens for sale in there

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I ain't never used no hatchet that I remember. Mm-hm.

Well, you wanna go with me?

Karl, what in the world are you doing here?

I washed her, 'cause she wasn't too clean, you know?

I'm gonna go home and sober up.

Mr. Woolridge, he got me hired on to work for Bill Cox's outfit. Mm-hm.

So I produce the 25 dollars and she sticks it down into her shoe and pulls up her skirt.

How much ye want for 'em?

I stay on my feet all the time at work.

in a small town like this.

You bunch of freaks I hope you have fun

It’s not gonna fly today Ain’t got no gas in it!

- Don't do that, Linda. - I'm calling the police!

But, you see, you and I are a lot alike, as strange as that may seem.

Karl, they say you're a whiz on fixing lawn mowers and things.

Yeah, I thought about that. I guess it doesn't make any sense to move him now.

I'm hurting Linda

Don't you say nothing about that boy.

Get out there and get your **** and get out !!!

When they ask you how your doing at work!!

is to talk to you about something that's on my mind.

Popopopopopo with old spice

Yeah. What are you doing by here?

Come to find out I don't reckon my mother minded what Jesse was a-doin' to her.

Your momma neither.

He wouldn't care then.

I would ban Steven’s guitar

Karl, why don't you and Melinda go take a walk? It's nice out.

To those who said they would leave America if trump won...

Pleased to meet you.

Oh. How about before that?

I'm Marsha Dwiggins and this is Theresa Evans.

That boy, he's my friend.

'cause there was a noise and something moving around in it.

There's a truck out front says Doyle Hargraves Construction on it.

In some circles, this is considered a piece of automotive art.

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No, I don't. No, I don't.

That's a awful big place to live in.

Eric church will vomit

I thought I told you to get out of here and vomit on your guitar

I ain't a-stayin'. I need to ask you for a favor.

you tried suicide,

My daddy would kill him if he was still here and somebody was mean to Momma.

# Is bent and broken #

and that we could...

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

This fuel economy got your car being like: It ain't got no gas in it.

Did live up there in the state hospital.

I know you could've scored that touchdown by yourself

We ain't got no Fuckin Microphone

There's these two fellas.

Hide that between your legs for me, will you?

Would you like some coffee?

That makes me feel real sad.

I heard it a-cryin' a little through that box.

well, asshole-ish, I guess would be the word.

Ma'am, I really wanna give them to Karen.

Who's That Ladies, Sexy Ladies

I always get nervous when I hear that doorbell.

He's got it out for you tonight. I got me a feeling, too.

instead of putting me in jail.

How come her to still be girlfriend an' all with him if he mean to her?

You think it's really got peckers in there, cut up?

- Thank you. - Oh, it's all right.

Hey! Goddamn you, Frankie.

I care for you a good deal.

- Good to meet you, Scooter. - How about you?

I spent up some of it a-ridin' on the bus and eating French-fried potatoes. Mm-hm.

# For the fog in my eyes #

- Yes, sir, I did. - Who did you kill?

That kind of makes me horny, Linda.

Come here, you little prick. Come here, you fucking prick!

I'll whip the dogsh!t outta you, Vaughn

I taken the little fella and put him in the box,

When your KTM has spark but still doesn't start

Tell me something. What are you thinking right now?

I wish he liked to go with women.

- Well, it smells kinda funny. - It's a little loud.

You need to think about good thoughts while you're still a boy.

I'm hurting Linda Classic

Come on, sit down.

Where did a musician puke On Hollywood blvd

You Might Want To Send A Ambulance Or A Hearse...

I have a boyfriend now, you know, and we're pretty serious. He gave me a ring.

He's got a key here to come and go as he pleases.

He’s a modern day poet

When your 2018 KTM 250 XC has spark but still doesn't start

Nathan standing. Brock sitting.

and closing up shop early. Mm-hm.

i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it

I borrowed one of your books. You ain't mad, are you?

Oh, no, I don't think so. It's late. I-I have to work tomorrow.

If you get a Krispy Kreme doughnut I’m gonna go out of my mind

All right, then.

Yes, sir. Well, I darn near made me a touchdown.

If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna go outta my mind.

I don't know whether or not that's enough for your newspaper or not. Mm-hm.

Can't nobody stop that.

Linda, go to bed, and take little snot nose here with you.

The effect I seem to have on some men

In a few minutes, we're gonna be in a room with a killer. That doesn't bother you?

How do you know?

Took me four years to read the Bible.

If it was up to me, you could come back here and stay if you wanted to.

I love me some Cooper!!!!

which ain't easy for me -

I don't reckon I thought about it too much.

So then the old man says, At my age, I'd rather have the talking frog.

i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it

You're strong, though. You just threw it over to me

Will somebody get the kid a Fred flintstone costume?!

- You didn't wanna go anywhere, did you? - I don't reckon.

Not funny haha Not funny haha

and the world'll be shut of you.

There's your girlfriend.

Karl, it's minimum wage, and there ain't nothing back there

I aim to vomit with it

- Well, are you well? - I reckon I feel all right.

You know, I was thinking. There's this girl that works with me.

Frank, why don't you go off and play in your room if Doyle's gonna talk nasty?

When you get off this evening, you need to go buy some toothpaste

so when you go in there, he won't be indoors.

You're welcome to keep on staying here. It's working out real good.

Who the hell could eat with him making all that goddamn racket in his throat?

I'd rather not have stole. I could take those home with me.

who's filling in for veronica smith? veronica jenkins.

You don't seem like you'd kill nobody.

Frostee Shakes, Creamy Bars.

Where's Randy and them?

Well, I'm glad of it you was borned.

- What's your last name? - Childers.

My mother and father didn't want him.

Money and rape - that's your trade.

and coming into the damn bedroom at four in the morning carrying hammers and shit.

Like I said, if you get nervous about it, I'll understand.

This ain't right, Doyle. There is something wrong with you.

Since I didn't bring nothing for you on our date last night,

I just feel sorry for the poor thing.