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I ain't never used no hatchet that I remember. Mm-hm.

Ya got any hefeweizens for sale in there

Yes, sir. Well, I darn near made me a touchdown.

Yeah, I thought about that. I guess it doesn't make any sense to move him now.

instead of putting me in jail.

- Thank you. - Oh, it's all right.

In some circles, this is considered a piece of automotive art.

I would ban Steven’s guitar

He's got it out for you tonight. I got me a feeling, too.

You bunch of freaks I hope you have fun

Eric church will vomit

That makes me feel real sad.

'cause there was a noise and something moving around in it.

I aim to vomit with it

You Might Want To Send A Ambulance Or A Hearse...

I'm hurting Linda

- You didn't wanna go anywhere, did you? - I don't reckon.

Oh, no, I don't think so. It's late. I-I have to work tomorrow.

Since I didn't bring nothing for you on our date last night,

How much ye want for 'em?

There's these two fellas.

The effect I seem to have on some men

That's a awful big place to live in.

I don't know whether or not that's enough for your newspaper or not. Mm-hm.

If you get a Krispy Kreme doughnut I’m gonna go out of my mind

I'd rather not have stole. I could take those home with me.

This fuel economy got your car being like: It ain't got no gas in it.

When you get off this evening, you need to go buy some toothpaste

Frostee Shakes, Creamy Bars.

When did a musician puke On Hollywood Blvd

Well, you wanna go with me?

who's filling in for veronica smith? veronica jenkins.

in a small town like this.

Who's That Ladies, Sexy Ladies

Not Eric Church will vomit

I thought I told you to get out of here and vomit on your guitar

I have a boyfriend now, you know, and we're pretty serious. He gave me a ring.

Karl, why don't you and Melinda go take a walk? It's nice out.

No, I don't. No, I don't.

- Good to meet you, Scooter. - How about you?

How do you know?

How come her to still be girlfriend an' all with him if he mean to her?

That boy, he's my friend.

But, you see, you and I are a lot alike, as strange as that may seem.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

If it was up to me, you could come back here and stay if you wanted to.

Get out there and get your **** and get out !!!

Mr. Woolridge, he got me hired on to work for Bill Cox's outfit. Mm-hm.

I care for you a good deal.

When your KTM has spark but still doesn't start

Linda, go to bed, and take little snot nose here with you.

Ma'am, I really wanna give them to Karen.

Karl, they say you're a whiz on fixing lawn mowers and things.

I don't reckon I thought about it too much.

Karl, what in the world are you doing here?

Oh. How about before that?

I stay on my feet all the time at work.

To those who said they would leave America if trump won...

My mother and father didn't want him.

Will somebody get the kid a Fred flintstone costume?!

You think it's really got peckers in there, cut up?

If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna go outta my mind.

I washed her, 'cause she wasn't too clean, you know?

He wouldn't care then.

I'm Marsha Dwiggins and this is Theresa Evans.

I'm hurting Linda Classic

I just feel sorry for the poor thing.

I know you could've scored that touchdown by yourself

So then the old man says, At my age, I'd rather have the talking frog.

You don't seem like you'd kill nobody.

In a few minutes, we're gonna be in a room with a killer. That doesn't bother you?

He’s a modern day poet

Did live up there in the state hospital.

Don't you say nothing about that boy.

and closing up shop early. Mm-hm.

We ain't got no Fuckin Microphone

Nathan standing. Brock sitting.

you tried suicide,

I'll whip the dogsh!t outta you, Vaughn

Come here, you little prick. Come here, you fucking prick!

Yeah. What are you doing by here?

i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it

When they ask you how your doing at work!!

- Don't do that, Linda. - I'm calling the police!

Popopopopopo with old spice

I'm gonna go home and sober up.

Hey! Goddamn you, Frankie.

All right, then.

I heard it a-cryin' a little through that box.

There's your girlfriend.

I ain't a-stayin'. I need to ask you for a favor.

i know what's wrong with it ain't got no gas in it

Who the hell could eat with him making all that goddamn racket in his throat?

I always get nervous when I hear that doorbell.

Money and rape - that's your trade.

Would you like some coffee?

So I produce the 25 dollars and she sticks it down into her shoe and pulls up her skirt.

and coming into the damn bedroom at four in the morning carrying hammers and shit.

I love me some Cooper!!!!

- What's your last name? - Childers.

I borrowed one of your books. You ain't mad, are you?

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and the world'll be shut of you.

That kind of makes me horny, Linda.

When your 2018 KTM 250 XC has spark but still doesn't start

# Is bent and broken #

Took me four years to read the Bible.

Come to find out I don't reckon my mother minded what Jesse was a-doin' to her.

- Well, are you well? - I reckon I feel all right.

Well, I'm glad of it you was borned.

Tell me something. What are you thinking right now?

I spent up some of it a-ridin' on the bus and eating French-fried potatoes. Mm-hm.

- Well, it smells kinda funny. - It's a little loud.

You're strong, though. You just threw it over to me

Karl, it's minimum wage, and there ain't nothing back there

and that we could...

There's a truck out front says Doyle Hargraves Construction on it.

My daddy would kill him if he was still here and somebody was mean to Momma.

Pleased to meet you.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

which ain't easy for me -

Mustard Mmmhumm

I taken the little fella and put him in the box,

It’s not gonna fly today Ain’t got no gas in it!

well, asshole-ish, I guess would be the word.

# For the fog in my eyes #

Where's Randy and them?

Where did a musician puke On Hollywood blvd

Frank, why don't you go off and play in your room if Doyle's gonna talk nasty?

You know, I was thinking. There's this girl that works with me.

is to talk to you about something that's on my mind.

Hide that between your legs for me, will you?

You need to think about good thoughts while you're still a boy.

- Yes, sir, I did. - Who did you kill?

so when you go in there, he won't be indoors.

This ain't right, Doyle. There is something wrong with you.

Like I said, if you get nervous about it, I'll understand.

Can't nobody stop that.

Your momma neither.

I wish he liked to go with women.

He's got a key here to come and go as he pleases.

But for a breath of a fresh kill

You're welcome to keep on staying here. It's working out real good.

Not funny haha Not funny haha

Come on, sit down.