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wherever we went, he'd find us.

She says it's for the times when he's good to her.

This here's my house.

- It's raunchy. - He does make some funny noises.

Mister , don’t you never swear in front of that man. You understand me

Well, I'll see you later. Oh, if you see Frank, tell him to come on back home.

I don't like potted meat.

Can I help you, sir?

Popopopopopo with old spice

OK, but you don't have to.

- and pick up something for lunchtime. - Oh, well, I can go.

Linda, go to bed and take snot nose here with ya.

I just wanted to stop by and... give y'all some little piece of happiness today.

Doyle is a Munster

I don't know if y'all realize the pressure a man like me's got on him.

We don’t need no fuckin’ pretzels, foiles!

Coffee kinda make me nervous when I drink it.

You done fixed it. Well, I'll just be damned.

Karl, you know when I told you Daddy got hit by a train?

Goddamnit, Scooter, come on. Let's go.

Now... on the third day,

IT AIN'T GOT NO GAS IN IT....

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Not funny ha ha Funny queer

When yer a few beers in and someone mentions selling a home without Jimmy

So you were out in the world, huh?

But I reckon what you is a-wantin' to know is how come me to kill somebody,

Wait Mel Tillis will vomit

Weimers School board career..... it aint got no gas in it

Don't say nothing about our little spat to your momma, now.

Get the f@ck out!

Karl, there's a blanket up in under that cot

Me and the boys are gonna go down to the county line. We're out of liquor and beer.

Ain’t that sweet. What am I gonna do about supper While your out running around with that fag

We can’t come to a fucking bedroom at 9 I’m in the morning with hammers and shit

you... you need to know it's not going to be easy.

Went to school off and on from time to time.

What the fuck do you think he's doing with that hammer?

In fact, she was more like the picture I had in my mind than any woman I'd ever seen.

he lives inside of his own heart.

This is my house, and I'll say who stays and who goes.

Biscuits and Mustard....

- No, you play through it on a gig. - Did you like that, Vaughan?

Yes, ma'am. I'm right sure of it.

Well, Karl, looks like you got plenty of blankets and things.

Will Mel Tillis will vomit

You mean, like, sexually?!?

I bet he don't.

- You got any quarterback this year? - Pretty good.

Po po po po power with Alex is a stupid bearglove

Doyle is a fucking monster Doyle is a monster

When I hear my Gen Alpha son saying Skibidi toilet too much

- I know Albert. We're friends. - No, I heard you's more than friends.

There was a boy. We made friends.

I Threw Doyle Redman With A Medicine Blade

Look out!!!! It's a squirrel....

Your momma's friend.

Karl, now, listen.

What you got in there that's good to eat?

What ever happened to that old Diddler anyway ?

Yeah, well, you might oughta want to find out.

Well, sure, OK. Has... has... He hasn't hurt them, has he?

How far are you going with them sacks full of wash?

Somebody told me it's where he can have more girlfriends.

- I'm gonna kill you deader than a doornail. - That might be better than this.

- Yes, ma'am. - Is Karl here?

Karl, you know what?

Anyhow, they seen fit to put me in here, and here I've been for a great long while.

What the fuck are you doing up in the middle of the night?

So I took it upon myself to take her away from John Legit Hunter,

Well, how about you, Karl? You want to stay here?

Yeah. I got a new tune.

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We sure like having you.

I'd better tell Bill goodbye and head on back.

- That's ridiculous. - Amen, Johnson.

then you're gonna learn to live by my rules.

one, two, three, four.

I'd lay my hand on the Bible and say the same thing. Mm-hm.

Play a game or something. Vaughan, you ready to go?

let her and that Frank stay over here with you tonight.

Well, whoever you are, you need to try to talk some sense into him.

and I rolled down the window, see, by electric power.

You got any money?

I wanna go ta Iowa. Mmm.

My mother and father, they made it come out too early some way or another.

That boy, Frank,

Sure, honey. You sleep with your momma tonight.

This'll help, I believe.

I like the way you talk.

We don't need to fucking practice Ashley!!

instead of just throwing it over to me.

I will get rid of you if you talk to me again

Dots look good on paper.

without any clothes on.

It aient got no diesel in it It aient got no diesel in it

You wanna play ball with us?

- It's just about 20 miles from here. - Will he be supervised?

I got a feeling today.

He ain't no account, if he's mean to you and your momma.

You know why I want you to play ball with me?

I thought I told you to get outta here, leave me alone.

Hey, is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that?

I know he does.

All right, then.

Well, this is him, the one I was telling you about on the phone.

By the way. Cruella de Vil got mad at Ariel

Ben “it ain’t got no precedex in it”

I stay nervous all the time, just about.

I play cards with L-T Bennett, chief of pop-leece,

Better go get your things.

Ain't anybody gonna come and get me?

Call up a fucking preacher, goddamnit! We can't baptize you.

But I don't reckon there's no need for it

You think I'm scared for you to stay here?

Frankie, get some more salad.

in the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

Besides, Gabe here's liable to bust a spring. He's already off balance.

I'm just not up for it. They always stay till morning. I'm just give out, Doyle.

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Now, uh, he was a little slow, But not so's as around here you'd notice.

Ya got an hefewezien for sale in there Ya got an hefewezien for sale in there

I will fucking yell at you If you get a motherfucking frappucino

then I'm gonna get up and leave outta here.

So take my Thread, you arking bosworth

They didn't too much want me up there in the house with the rest of 'em.

and I figured you was in there fooling around. Mm-hm.

Daddy, can I be excused to go to bed?

We Ain't Got No Fuckin Microphone

IT AINT GOT NO DOORS ON IT

I Play Cards With VP Petermann. So kiss my ass you ol’ bastard.

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- Can he talk? - Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's OK. It's not really my business.

When you leave outta here tonight,

and lo and behold, someone says some shit to someone or another.

But that washcloth I put in her mouth,

and make a bunch of racket out on the patio.

Aw, I don't want to. Me and Karl's got things we need to do.

I know whats wrong with it It ain't got no gas in it.

Frank, don't talk that way.

And there before me lay this thin,

I don’t reckon I’ve got no reason to kill nobody. ‘Sept you.