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Come on, Shrek! I can see Pizza Planet from here.
[reading]
Does everybody have a beef with Eda here?
Oh, heck!
Hey, wait.
You wanted a dangerous magical quest?
Hello?
Ah, my flawless pecs!
This is classic Chosen One biz.
[panting]
a demon who specializes in scamming and manipulating people.
Hmm.
You and I know she's either going to get lost or eaten, probably both.
Up close, the isles can be slimy--
So tell me, my dear, what is my name?
Okay. Got my scroll, got my youthful optimism, got my trusty weapon.
No!
The prophecy speaks of a young human girl
And only the Chosen One can pull the staff from its post.
Let's scram! Wizards are just old people with glitter in their pockets.
That's right. You have me. Now release Luz.
Please have witchy clothes. Please have witchy clothes.
Young lady, dareth I say,
When I decided to stay in this magical world,
Oh, you guys talking about bad girls?
[grunts]