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- Nah, nah, nah, hold up, dawg.
I accused my brother Michael of farting
And he's making you do shit.
♪ inspirational music plays ♪
- Hola. - Hola.
- Confession to God is the path to redemption.
- Well, the other thing is me and Maggie just got back together again.
- [nervously] Uh, hi, father, this is my first confession.
Oh, fuck!
♪ ominous music on TV ♪
- So? Neither do you.
[laughter] [speaking Spanish]
And then Aiden could lose his nina.
Turns out the devil ain't real.
- Did you tell Aiden that Maggie hits you and worships the devil?
- No, I wasn't. - Oh.
all that guilt washed away.
Do you remember who your padrinos are?
So I came here today to,
Sabes que? I could get him a piñata for the after-party.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
And also, I was just giving you an out.
Ana, you're the godmother now.
- Heh... heh.
- Cállate, cochino.
[Maggie moaning]
Oh, no, no, no.
FUCK YOU PERRO
You know what, Mr. Priest?
LUIS: No, no, no. He's right.
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