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- Ah.
- Let it go. - No, no, I'll show you right now.
- You do hit me.
Lo siento, primo.
What up, Myra? [whistles]
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Just like me.
And furthermore, you're gonna victim blame a little boy
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It's been a week already. ESPERANZA: Shh.
So now I'm thinking that, like--
Luckily, I confessed to God, and that fool forgave me.
Which one is Aiden again? - Good for you.
- [gasps] I don't wanna be the godmother.
CONGREGATION: Amen.
- No. Fuck that.
- Ye-yeah, mijo, we'd love it.
- So the amends aren't going well?
My primo Johnny,
'cause God's winning Aiden over, so that red fool, you know--
Wait. Do you believe? - Of course not.
Like Pepperoni Tits.
- Just fuckin' say yes, goddamn it. - Alright. Yes, I'll do it.
to get out of trouble, and then you never back it up.
You're just gonna let the devil off the hook like that?
- Oh, no, the devil is real.
COUSIN JOHNNY: Damn.
Your boy put it down on these streets.
- The sacrament of penance is one that must be taken privately.
- You know what, Julio? You're fired as padrino.
Why do you even care about being godmother so much?
- Nope. I got my first boner at church.
But you don't owe me an apology.
To my cousin Miguel,