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♪ ominous music plays ♪
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MINISTER PAYNE: Hey, Luis.
You don't even believe in this Catholic stuff.
♪ mariachi music playing ♪
That dude's got a sick sense of humor.
- Oh, shit. - You're forgiven.
- Hey, dawg, you sure about this devil shit?
And a giant toilet for your huge-ass dumper.
poof,
Aiden, where the fuck you going?
Because I remember you saying you loved that movie Blood In, Blood Out.
Hola Perro
- Oh! Hey, you know what?
- Yeah, this Catholic shit is dope!
- The thing is, I don't think you should be.
And I farted on his face while he was sleeping.
- Don't cry, tío.
You threw me under the bus in front of your whole family.
Turns out the devil made me do all that stuff,
I'll go visit their graves and pay my respects.
[whistles]
She also hits me.
Hey, hey, hey. ¿Sabes que, padre?
- Wish I could.
I recently found out it wasn't me that did you dirty.
When you die you go into the ground. End of story.
- Well, today you do. So shut up and believe in God.
[Luis laughs]
- Why the fuck would you tell Aiden I hit you?
ANGEL: The devil is all around us, my dude.
But perdon, tío.