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and for making fun of you
- Wait. You're gonna break it. What are you trying to do?
Until you cut the fucking umbilical cord and move out of your mom's house,
So I guess you're pretty excited to have your tía Maggie as your godmother, huh?
when it was actually me who farted.
Most are too afraid to see it.
He's just up here.
What do you want me to do, some Hail Marys or something?
LUIS: Hey, I like your necklace. - Oh, thank you.
I had a crush on La Virgen de Guadalupe.
You know, the devil probably got pissed
the devil made me do it?
- Okay, just tell your mom you don't want your tía Maggie
And if you let her be your godmother, she might start hitting you too.
- Let's forget about the devil right now.
Cabrón.
LUIS: I know.
Oh, my God! JULIO: Right there.
- Ah! El jefe de Julio. MINISTER PAYNE: Julio's boss.
Who knows how long we're gonna be together this time?
To my tío Eugenio,
- I love it.
- Hey. Gracias, padre.
I wanna move in with you,
- Is that why you look so old?
- Fine. I'm sorry, Mags, you're fired.
- Well, it's kinda hard for me to say.
LUIS: Nah, I jacked it from Julio.
- Dude, maybe I wouldn't hang with your family so much
I'm gonna be the best godfather that little fool's ever had.
as long as I don't talk to her for the rest of the day.