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You got something you wanna say to me?
So I just wanna say to you...
Just speak your sins.
[all gasp]
JOHNNY: That's some bullshit.
You know, this one fool told me that
What the fuck is wrong with you?
and now you've put it in my son's head too?
to tell you that, uh,
And that's not gonna undo what you did.
- In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
because she had a big forehead and I called her Forhedda,
but then at the last second I thought, "Ah, fuck it.
She's a virgin. She needs to watch and learn.
It looks like I'd be the manager of Circuit City.
sorry that I slept with your wife.
Sorry that I borrowed money from you.
- Amen.
that I'm sorry--
Let's get our own place with a big-ass bed and a huge-ass toilet.
I know that shit can be hard.
the devil made me do all the shit that I did.
- Alright, then, I got you, mijo.
[snoring]
I'm sorry to my homie Spider.
I'm just trying to get this over with.
I was just like you.
to be your madrina, okay?
But you know what, my boy?
- What does she do to you?
- Wait, you don't believe? ROCIO: Ew, no.
But once I realized that it was the devil's fault,
- You got it.
And I'm not gonna let some ruco who's never been laid
- Hey, Luis, you wanna be Aiden's nino?
[all gasp] - Luis!
'Cause I actually remember I was gonna shoot you in the leg,