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Put it in a linking book, atrus.
But using her pouch to sneaking Nathan.
I don't recall seeing Subway
I am not. Who do you think I am?
This is a coupon for 20% off at bed bath & beyond.
- Oh, Subway. - Mmm.
You're a human puppet with big sandwich's hand up your ass.
I'm bringing Ruthie...
but life is full of disappointments.
- for the premen/postfem/ex mark. - Who are you?
- I can't stop thinking about you. - Shh.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.
♪ Give me some rope, time in a tree ♪
I know we have very strict rules
I totally predicted this in my High School newspaper column
Corporate espionage. I like it.
Thank you.
and being fitted for a beard of bees.
where I'll be hanging with those two fat guys on motorcycles
Oh, no. This is a hate letter.
Ask yourself...
What's it to you, meat pusher?
Aww.
I can't say.
It's 10:00 a.m.
Annie, this is Kim.
and apparently there's a guinness world record
"to someone who thinks he's God's gift to the world,
Now please turn your head while I crawl away.
Everyone wins.
Whoo! Well, Troy, I just got off the phone with Guinness,
Kind of repeating yourselves, aren't you?
I was going to invest in IBM in 1952,
Oh, no, no.
For what it's worth, I think you might see more than all of us.