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Don't say that.
I would like the Jet Ski to be red. Okay.
Huh?
MAN WITH A PLAN #201 "The Silver Fox" Closed Captioned
a semi-permanent mustache on my face.
(both laugh) That's funny.
That's the spirit. (laughs)
Are you kidding me?
(sniffs)
So, what do you say we go to that
Ah, I knew it. See?
Fine. I'll drive her home,
Ugh. It was like getting a root canal during a colonoscopy.
about how exposing yourself to the fine arts
I bought a candy bar for his stupid basketball team
She said, and I quote,
You said it was a good line for picking up babes.
She's, like, a hundred years younger than you.
Okay, keep it moving.
Okay, well, enjoy the ballet.
Adam, this is Sophia.
ADAM: All right.
It's normal for her to ignore her mother
Give it up, girl.
Oh, hey, Sophia,
I mean, if Kate and Sophia have another new handshake,
Yeah.
I'm Ted. What's up, girl?
Seriously?
She's gonna try sushi for Sophia?
Well, the opera was amazing, okay?
Oh. Oh, that's definitely why.
Get this. Sophia's Instagram idea made Tiffany totally mad.
Right? And I would like for you to do that.
and take advice from a friend.
Oh, Sophia said to beat Tiffany at her own game