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Don't say that.
ADAM: All right.
I mean, if Kate and Sophia have another new handshake,
MAN WITH A PLAN #201 "The Silver Fox" Closed Captioned
Okay, well, enjoy the ballet.
and take advice from a friend.
Oh, hey, Sophia,
She's, like, a hundred years younger than you.
I'm Ted. What's up, girl?
Right? And I would like for you to do that.
You said it was a good line for picking up babes.
Well, the opera was amazing, okay?
That's the spirit. (laughs)
Get this. Sophia's Instagram idea made Tiffany totally mad.
I would like the Jet Ski to be red. Okay.
(sniffs)
Oh. Oh, that's definitely why.
She's gonna try sushi for Sophia?
Oh, Sophia said to beat Tiffany at her own game
Give it up, girl.
Are you kidding me?
Adam, this is Sophia.
I bought a candy bar for his stupid basketball team
Huh?
Ah, I knew it. See?
Ugh. It was like getting a root canal during a colonoscopy.
Okay, keep it moving.
Fine. I'll drive her home,
She said, and I quote,
So, what do you say we go to that
(both laugh) That's funny.
Yeah.
a semi-permanent mustache on my face.
It's normal for her to ignore her mother
Seriously?
about how exposing yourself to the fine arts