Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I used to be a porch light for every moth in town.
Is there any way I could catch a ride home?
But when you're a ghost floating over the bed,
Ugh. I wanted to show her...
All the ladies love Adam.
but it's $17, and if I go, I'm not coming back.
Oh, I did. And what I learned is,
She is gonna pay for this.
I'm gonna roll the dice on that one.
You're right.
Our special what?
Tiffany from school said it was offensively boring.
All righty, here you go.
(giggles)
Now, does this special sauce work
there is no boundary strong enough to protect her
If I tell you a girl is making moves on me,
from babysitters since... I was babysat.
It's starting.
Did you hear that?
By the way,
I drew a mustache on my own wife like she was a drinking buddy.
I'm asking for a friend.