Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I used to be a porch light for every moth in town.
Is there any way I could catch a ride home?
If I tell you a girl is making moves on me,
All righty, here you go.
there is no boundary strong enough to protect her
It's starting.
I drew a mustache on my own wife like she was a drinking buddy.
(giggles)
Our special what?
but it's $17, and if I go, I'm not coming back.
Now, does this special sauce work
Ugh. I wanted to show her...
Oh, I did. And what I learned is,
I'm gonna roll the dice on that one.
You're right.
Tiffany from school said it was offensively boring.
But when you're a ghost floating over the bed,
Did you hear that?
All the ladies love Adam.
I'm asking for a friend.
from babysitters since... I was babysat.
By the way,
She is gonna pay for this.