Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I tell you a girl is making moves on me,
All the ladies love Adam.
(giggles)
Did you hear that?
Tiffany from school said it was offensively boring.
But when you're a ghost floating over the bed,
Ugh. I wanted to show her...
but it's $17, and if I go, I'm not coming back.
I used to be a porch light for every moth in town.
You're right.
Our special what?
She is gonna pay for this.
I'm gonna roll the dice on that one.
there is no boundary strong enough to protect her
from babysitters since... I was babysat.
All righty, here you go.
Now, does this special sauce work
Oh, I did. And what I learned is,
It's starting.
I drew a mustache on my own wife like she was a drinking buddy.
By the way,
I'm asking for a friend.
Is there any way I could catch a ride home?