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I'm asking for a friend.
Now, does this special sauce work
Is there any way I could catch a ride home?
Ugh. I wanted to show her...
I used to be a porch light for every moth in town.
All the ladies love Adam.
You're right.
If I tell you a girl is making moves on me,
but it's $17, and if I go, I'm not coming back.
Did you hear that?
But when you're a ghost floating over the bed,
Oh, I did. And what I learned is,
By the way,
Tiffany from school said it was offensively boring.
I drew a mustache on my own wife like she was a drinking buddy.
All righty, here you go.
It's starting.
I'm gonna roll the dice on that one.
there is no boundary strong enough to protect her
(giggles)
She is gonna pay for this.
from babysitters since... I was babysat.
Our special what?