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She hit on your dad.
I'm the cute one you're not gonna be able to say no to.
See you tomorrow.
I'm gonna start pulling hair.
Not a bad move, actually.
What stock boy? Brian?
And you know what, I'll tell you this.
You're lucky I didn't black out a tooth.
if you think there's still video stores,
Really? What happened?
The first night is opera, the second night is ballet,
Look, I just wanted to say how awesome Sophia is.
He told you about that?
Special sauce, Andi! Our special sauce!
I guess I'll just bend over-- probably the best way.
can maximize your life's potential.
(chuckles): Oh.
What is that supposed to mean?
really comfortable with each other.
I know.
You are just ridiculous.
and your wife was right there.
I'm telling you, this girl is well on her way to killing you
Night.
What's wrong with Sophia?
And I know you had a conversation
Listen, I-I watched this Oprah thing
That's, uh, that's me, ridiculous. Okay.
What's wrong? Alpha silver fox is being hunted!
Better, yeah. We both fell asleep.
and I left her at the police station.
What? We're not ballet people.
Thank you.