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Mm-hmm. We owned her.
She volunteers down at the hospital.
"It doesn't matter what I wear
Okay? And what is more attractive
I went to froyo with him, and the girl behind the counter
Wait. Are you the silver fox or are you Mr. Alpha?
Sophia said I'd like it.
(under breath): jazz poetry.
Alpha male providing for his family.
You smell that? What is that?
But I bought one, too.
upgraded him to a waffle cone, no charge.
but I'm a mother, and I wanted you to get home safe.
and you're sending me off into the night with her.
But she won't be on the ride home.
She is radiant.
Sophia Instagrammed a picture of my new top
I don't need any help in the bedroom, all right?
It's a whole aisle at the video store.
No, you didn't do that because I fell asleep.
Trust? Trust? No. Gross.
that Andi and I are getting complacent in our marriage.
Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure. But first, let me just,
You did it because of what I said
I don't see why you're so bent out of shape.
I don't want to intrude, but, um,
There's been an escalation.
Thank you.