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but I'm a mother, and I wanted you to get home safe.
upgraded him to a waffle cone, no charge.
No, you didn't do that because I fell asleep.
Thank you.
that Andi and I are getting complacent in our marriage.
Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure. But first, let me just,
Wait. Are you the silver fox or are you Mr. Alpha?
I don't see why you're so bent out of shape.
"It doesn't matter what I wear
You smell that? What is that?
I don't want to intrude, but, um,
It's a whole aisle at the video store.
She volunteers down at the hospital.
But I bought one, too.
I don't need any help in the bedroom, all right?
and you're sending me off into the night with her.
Alpha male providing for his family.
Trust? Trust? No. Gross.
But she won't be on the ride home.
Okay? And what is more attractive
You did it because of what I said
(under breath): jazz poetry.
I went to froyo with him, and the girl behind the counter
There's been an escalation.
She is radiant.
Mm-hmm. We owned her.
Sophia Instagrammed a picture of my new top
Sophia said I'd like it.