Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

upgraded him to a waffle cone, no charge.
(under breath): jazz poetry.
You did it because of what I said
I don't see why you're so bent out of shape.
I don't need any help in the bedroom, all right?
Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure. But first, let me just,
that Andi and I are getting complacent in our marriage.
But I bought one, too.
Thank you.
I went to froyo with him, and the girl behind the counter
Sophia said I'd like it.
and you're sending me off into the night with her.
You smell that? What is that?
Mm-hmm. We owned her.
Sophia Instagrammed a picture of my new top
No, you didn't do that because I fell asleep.
but I'm a mother, and I wanted you to get home safe.
She volunteers down at the hospital.
Alpha male providing for his family.
There's been an escalation.
Okay? And what is more attractive
She is radiant.
It's a whole aisle at the video store.
I don't want to intrude, but, um,
Wait. Are you the silver fox or are you Mr. Alpha?
"It doesn't matter what I wear
But she won't be on the ride home.
Trust? Trust? No. Gross.