Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But why should men get all the good jobs?

Daddy, why are you so morbid?

Oh, yeah. Now I remember.

Could you possibly be referring to the harsh light of reality?

I know it's not your fault,

Pretty good. You know, every morning it's a little harder to get out of bed.

But with any luck, we shall have sport.

I swear, one of these days I'm going to slip something into Jamie's beer

Well, I was having so much fun reminiscing I thought, hey!

Anyway, who said anything about revising my will?

I'd make them crawl, I tell you. Crawl!

You haven't been able to write anything?

Tiffany says a cold front is coming through.

Daria, I apologized for not helping you before.

Really? That sounds fascinating.

rather than endearment in the object of his attentions.

I can't write anything at all.

I haven't a clue.

So it turns out that my life up to now has been a sham.