Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's my curse... and my burden.

There's no course that can teach you to be a perfect mother.

That's exactly what I asked him.

Go watch something educational.

trying to wake people up to the truth.

I'm a little short on livers.

And that disturbs me, because I don't have standards.

Maybe you don't have to write something meaningful, just something honest.

Well, what's your definition of "true"?

So, how's the story coming?

Well, why don't you write a story taking people you know in real life

And each fall there's a new batch of freshmen to potty-train.

Because they put in everything but the kitchen sink.

I can come up with all sorts of ideas, but none of them feels true.

Daria! How's the special assignment going?

You give birth to someone, you just get an urge to keep tabs on them.

This well-liked teen crap.

I will talk to you tomorrow during office hours.

What's hard for you is being honest about your wishes.

How come you never complain about those little monsters of yours, Quinn?

How's Marcello?

Tell me what the mists of time hold for me.

Wow, so your story made your mother cry?

Daria, every week you write that column of yours,