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And like they say...
- Do you know who Pinocchio is? - No.
No, there's someone I've been thinking about.
- So how do I get back in the system? - You need a card.
(SLIDES)
- My daughter's name is Melanie. - A nice name.
- But I attract so many weirdos. - (RUMBLING STARTS)
(SHOUTS)
(WIRE RATTLING)
(DEEP THUMPS)
with you shouting in my ear like that.
- (RUMBLING) - I want you to stop seeing Hannah.
(FLUORESCENT LIGHT HUMMING)
That's all right, you can have both.
Especially right now, with the big push and all. (CLAPS)
We're not replacing you. I'm not one of these holier-than-thou types.
- Don't engage. - WOMAN: Oi!
We don't serve breakfast in the evening.
- I've never met anyone like James. - I find that hard to process.
Yeah, I'll help you with your report.
I think it was an orange juice. I just...
Why don't you print out two copies? That would make sense.
Right. Well,
I used to be an olympic swimmer.
♪ Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue ♪
The Colonel knows business is people and people are business,
Yeah, I definitely didn't move in recently.
Oh, um... Actually my name is Simon James.
You're in my place.
I am an employee of this company.
We are gonna be running this place.
(LOUD RUMBLING)
and I do think being forthright certainly has its place.
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLARING)
- So you're okay? - I'm okay.
And I thought, "that's strange." But, you know, whatever.
When you're walking with a woman or standing next to one,
Oh yes, well, there was a rather large cost increase
I promise I won't try to stop you halfway through.
But i attract so many weirdos
Have a drink of water then get back to work.
- What switch? - What switch?
With James. I just wanted to ask 'cause I didn't see you on the train this morning.
Fine.
He's in your heart.
- I don't know. - Try to think.
- So what's the problem? - I don't know.
and identify the next figure in the sequence.
Hey! You fuckers!
Okay. Yes. Bye.
He told me he felt like Pinocchio.
Oh.
Here, play a song for me. Hannah."
Get up.
You'd be well-advised to let go of me.
Oh, you got me. You got me.
- Super. - I don't know what I was thinking.
- JACK: I don't mind dying. - (CHUCKLES)
(LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING)
Would you like to try one?
What? What is it?
- Should I write that down? - Maybe in parenthesis.
If it's a good idea to spy on people.
He'd just be there, watching.
♪ North Carolina