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- I don't know. - Try to think.
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLARING)
- I've never met anyone like James. - I find that hard to process.
He'd just be there, watching.
(LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING)
We don't serve breakfast in the evening.
Yeah, I'll help you with your report.
♪ Blue, blue, blue, blue, blue, blue ♪
Especially right now, with the big push and all. (CLAPS)
You're in my place.
- Don't engage. - WOMAN: Oi!
- Should I write that down? - Maybe in parenthesis.
If it's a good idea to spy on people.
Get up.
Oh, um... Actually my name is Simon James.
- JACK: I don't mind dying. - (CHUCKLES)
Here, play a song for me. Hannah."
- But I attract so many weirdos. - (RUMBLING STARTS)
(WIRE RATTLING)
With James. I just wanted to ask 'cause I didn't see you on the train this morning.
Oh yes, well, there was a rather large cost increase
♪ North Carolina
and identify the next figure in the sequence.
We are gonna be running this place.
Oh, you got me. You got me.
Oh.
I used to be an olympic swimmer.
No, there's someone I've been thinking about.
- What switch? - What switch?
And I thought, "that's strange." But, you know, whatever.
- Do you know who Pinocchio is? - No.
You'd be well-advised to let go of me.
Have a drink of water then get back to work.
(FLUORESCENT LIGHT HUMMING)
But i attract so many weirdos
- So what's the problem? - I don't know.
When you're walking with a woman or standing next to one,
I am an employee of this company.
- So you're okay? - I'm okay.
He's in your heart.
with you shouting in my ear like that.
- So how do I get back in the system? - You need a card.
The Colonel knows business is people and people are business,
Would you like to try one?
I think it was an orange juice. I just...
Right. Well,
(DEEP THUMPS)
He told me he felt like Pinocchio.
and I do think being forthright certainly has its place.
Fine.
Yeah, I definitely didn't move in recently.
(SLIDES)
(LOUD RUMBLING)
And like they say...
We're not replacing you. I'm not one of these holier-than-thou types.
I promise I won't try to stop you halfway through.
Why don't you print out two copies? That would make sense.
Okay. Yes. Bye.
(SHOUTS)
Hey! You fuckers!
- Super. - I don't know what I was thinking.
- (RUMBLING) - I want you to stop seeing Hannah.
That's all right, you can have both.
- My daughter's name is Melanie. - A nice name.
What? What is it?