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stuff from Amazon and forget what they got.
So you say this man killed
Hey, Sharon, these came for you.
to have some guy on the other
Don't let your families became another statistic.
Every day things just keep
♪ ample parking day or night, ♪
Women these days get raped by perfectly normal looking white guys in broad daylight.
Doors and windows should be
You can get raped by a white guy these days, mom.
Hello! This is Martin with InSecu...
Oh, my God.
My password is "you love boobs".
It just keeps getting worse.
All right, quiet down people, please. Quiet.
Ooh... Did the Cialis commercial turn you on again?
Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!
I know you're all worried about you're families security.
What the heck is going on out here?
Dirty window. Let the sun illuminate the words that you cannot find. Reaching for something in the distance. So close you can almost taste it. Release your inhibitions.
Yeah, there is to be price to be paid of having things convenient.
sometimes she doesn't even remember what she's ordered.
What? You don't even have a wife, Jimbo.
It's nice you're cool about me triggering the alarm and not knowing the password
They wanted that milk delivered right to the door.
oh my god farkel from shrek
If I can just get your signature right... There.
rape my mom?
Mom, do you want to tell dad something?
but all you answering the phones are complete retards.
I have a police car on their way with blankets and cocoa.
That's right, Kyle.
and the milk man's come back.
Ok, I've got something different here.
Yeah, but at least we never have to deal with that UPS driver again.
Oh, hold on, one second sir, I have another emergency coming in.
fat bitch has insecurity now Kyle,
The Jewish population isn't dying out, fat ass, it's growing.
Stan, you've got something from Amazon.
Wouldn't be the only ones in your family completely in the dark.
This morning, he came for me.