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break-in monitors on all
Nothing.
I'm in the store and some fat bitch asked me if my dad likes cologne.
hold tight police are on the way with blankets and hot cocoa
How about I put on the uniform?
It was over in minutes.
and have actually stolen a bunch of shit,
but how do you know I'm not making it up?
but it you not care for up to 3 hours
Then we burned his body.
a security system that is actually inside you,
Hold tight, police are on their way with blankets and cocoa.
Yeah, I just [Bleep] your head and the UPS guy just [Bleep] my mom.
- Hello! - This is Marcus with InSecurity.
Thought we wouldn't find out?
This ends right now.
We don't have to be afraid of Amazon.
Well hello there, Mister ups man.
Even though it's convenient to have things done for you,
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my mom is about to get [Bleep] raped.
How did you...
Dude, come down here.
[bleep] your wife.
Is everything all right?
How did you know that
You should have never come to our town.
- Oh, I get it, that's pretty funny. - Yeah is [Bleep] hilarious.
What?
We found that in his pocket.