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- Throw! Throw! Throw!
- Step forward. Due to budget cuts,
My idea.
- She's my mother! - If she never mothered you,
♪ The house is such a disaster
I think you'll feel right at home here.
- We are working on our mother-daughter bond, Baba.
Only fail me one time.
Oh, but a quick spray-tan first wouldn't hurt.
- Okay. You wanna be scared?
- Well, Eternitee, you're already pregnant.
with the sperm of anonymous donor
Legally. Thanks, Baba.
Architect? Gastrointestinal surgeon?
- I'm afraid that's not going to work for me.
I'm releasing your mother into your recognizance.
You saw "Homeward Bound" twice?
- I've been streaming some examples
- That means I did scare you straight.
- You did? - I think I'm really getting the hang
- You picked funeral home, right?
- You know, I also saw on TV that moms should
spell checking Dear Leader's social media. Next!
But Mom did come late to one of my swim meets.
Parenting, like grief, takes many forms.
You want me to rescue her all by myself?!
♪ Outside
that the world was so big and so beautiful.
Well, except for Eternitee. - Yep, you're officially free.
I may have just figured out my dream job.
Tonight, we deserve a special treat!
- You're right. I don't deserve a smart,
- Let's just put that funeral behind us, shall we?
I'm related to Trophy -- through birth.
Biggest mistake of my life.
until they tire themselves out?
You remind me of myself when I was your age.
You'll make a great vessel, Annie.
but their sperms are too damn old!
[ Baby crying ]
and rather than use her second chance at life