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Parenting, like grief, takes many forms.
You'll make a great vessel, Annie.
with the sperm of anonymous donor
- We are working on our mother-daughter bond, Baba.
You want me to rescue her all by myself?!
♪ Outside
- Okay. You wanna be scared?
- You know, I also saw on TV that moms should
- She's my mother! - If she never mothered you,
I think you'll feel right at home here.
Legally. Thanks, Baba.
Architect? Gastrointestinal surgeon?
You saw "Homeward Bound" twice?
Biggest mistake of my life.
Oh, but a quick spray-tan first wouldn't hurt.
- Step forward. Due to budget cuts,
until they tire themselves out?
- Well, Eternitee, you're already pregnant.
and rather than use her second chance at life
- You picked funeral home, right?
Well, except for Eternitee. - Yep, you're officially free.
I'm related to Trophy -- through birth.
But Mom did come late to one of my swim meets.
My idea.
Only fail me one time.
I'm releasing your mother into your recognizance.
- Throw! Throw! Throw!
♪ The house is such a disaster
- I've been streaming some examples
[ Baby crying ]
- I'm afraid that's not going to work for me.
You remind me of myself when I was your age.
- That means I did scare you straight.
spell checking Dear Leader's social media. Next!
- You did? - I think I'm really getting the hang
but their sperms are too damn old!
I may have just figured out my dream job.
that the world was so big and so beautiful.
- You're right. I don't deserve a smart,
Tonight, we deserve a special treat!
- Let's just put that funeral behind us, shall we?