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there's a lot more room for hot dogs in there.
- It'll free up a lot of my emotional bandwidth
♪♪
In addition, he's prepared
Now you need to marry Trophy.
♪♪
- I've got this. Girls, I'm desperate.
if you don't change your ways.
How about we go around and state your name and why you're here?
We work now.
- You got it.
to actually have sex with you,
- [ Laughs ] Oh, that Soviet-era janitor jumpsuit
get a wad of cash after the birth,
You're a high school-dropout.
- Till death or 24 hours from now do us part.
♪♪
- Once the divorce rate topped 90%, Florida decided
- I think I've made a big mistake.
We could cook a family-style. - Maybe tomorrow.
- Seven! And Eternitee, for you, it's death
But this is my second chance -- and yours, too.
with these screw-ups than spend time with me, fine! [ Laughter ]
Care for some hot cocoa?
what do you say I flash you for it, mm?
- Wow. I've never felt this cared for.
If you'd rather pretend to be a teenager
That Guy Who Drops the Chili on NBC's "The Office" --
Bye-bye.
- You get the drift. May I speak candidly?
They've asked me to share their lives with them,
when you grin while burying their family.
- Pete, have Lester and I told you how much
We loved spoiling Loki.
- You just use the app.
♪ It's been too long a time ♪
In fact, I prefer it!
- Petey, where are you?
- Sorry, I need to close out your tab.
put inside the screen of an iPad?
- I'm with the Cuddlefishes.
I'll show you your own pathetic deaths
during this weekend's wet T-shirt contest!
- Ah-hah. Petey, remember mother?
You're not scary. - Oh, wow. That's impressive.
[ Screams ] Oh, no!
You've ordered the maximum number of hot dogs
- You have the right to remain clothed.
- We're actually gonna begin the day with goals.