HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- I find it best to not let go.
Trophy Fantasy, you have numerous outstanding warrants.
I was born with resting-grief-face,
Guh, we'll be kicked off the SXPD force!
- Why are you writing down license plate numbers? - Hah! Take that!
when my spray-tan membership expires next month.
- Whoo! - What fun!
- Ummm, Baba.
- [ Foreign accent ] Hey! Trophy!
- We were hoping you would feel that way.
- Or hand-deliver. I don't think we can afford this many stamps.
- Don't worry, I "bought" you a morning-after hot dog.
and I should embrace tedium and misery like a real adult.
you know our motto here at Tender Endings.
[ Man wailing ]
- I wanna get out of here.
that harvested your kidney!
I'll start -- I want to raise peacocks as pets, not meat.
I have an interview with Harvard in half an hour,
- No? - Oh, you should have.
- We'll get you a whole new wardrobe.
Don't get pregnant till you're actually ready to be a parent,
- The file said the runaways are a three-person gang
Really brave. - No, I mean my teen pregnancy.
- With escort experience.
- So, you live in luxury,
- Even when I am wearing this tiny hat?!
- What place am I in when I drown?
- ♪ I'm not as crazy as I used to be ♪
- We should rob a Chick-fil-A.
[ Laughs ] I tossed it.
♪♪
in the Super Deluxe Package.
because Senator Casey Anthony intervened.
It's like Tinder but for plane tickets.
This place has, like, real second-chance energy.
as I drive around town picking up teen girls
Death powers.
- [ Sobbing ]
that you're special.
- The dogs and cats talk in it. [ Device chimes ]
She and my brother make these googley-eyed sculptures.
She made me hot cocoa -- with sprinkles!
and he said, "Due to budget cuts, wanna be sexy cops?"
Instead of arresting me,
- No. - I'll show you!
What am I, he-- her mother?!
I see here you've ordered Loki's cremains
I believe your Super Deluxe Package