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Long story, but I'm pregnant. - [ Slurping ]
- Wet T-shirt contest!
Now I think of every girl here as one of my very own daughters.
Sign me up! - Yeah, me too!
- I'm not leaving you to be raised
♪ To find a quiet space
- Hey, guys, let's get out of here.
- Look! I give ultimatum my baba gave me --
Teen pregnancy isn't all baby footprint tattoos,
with uptight, underage tattletales.
loved you more or been rich enough to buy your succe--
- Come back! Next, we get to use pipe cleaners
this first night without him.
Maybe my resurrection is also a second chance
- I'll get a job.
- There's, like, a resemblance.
but life filled your "Mom" mug with an undead can
It was hilarious. - [ Laughs ]
- I'm Monotonie, and I buried the dead bodies.
by the franchise-territory of Florida.
- Oh, I'm not a runaway.
of this mother/daughter thing.
And you once joined a CrossFit gym
I should have been the beverage equivalent
- You suffer from anxiety?
because you'll be a great one.
He was our lover.
- I would like to present into evidence --
- And what does mother want?
- Decaying things aren't just