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Monotonie, if you don't turn your life around,
my life's purpose -- they're my passion!
- Why you gotta be such a buzzkill to your sister?
Seems like we're supposed to binge-eat
and don't have to raise the -- ugh -- baby?
by talking about your suicide.
- We went to the judge to confess our crimes
- Somebody's gotta be last place! - Auuugh!
[ Sirens wailing ] We both failed.
Get to work, you spoiled potato couch!
Plus I-I already am a stay-at-home mom.
[ Growling voice ] Death powers.
Sorrow can last a lifetime, if you do it right.
- Hey! Motherhood curse, not job.
Goodbye, Cuddlefishes.
♪♪
- How am I the worst mistake of your life?
- I'm Infinitee, and I've killed.
You're okay, Annie.
- [ Clears throat ] - Um, hello, goth peers.
- If you like those pictures, you'll love the ones upstairs.
♪♪
♪ But there's someone
- Like the Pledge of Allegiance, or an MFA.
- Why? You seem to prefer
Here's where we all sit down together
This is so boring. - Fine!
- So we can keep playing "Worried Geese" together.
- It's 40,000 Flori-dollars a pop, Grandma.