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Fear of abandonment is character building.
Now we're SXPD. Duh.
after the death of a loved one,
Make up your mind already.
- It's the spray tan.
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[ Device chirps ] [ Alarm wailing ]
I could tell from the first moment I saw you
[ Electronic tones warble ]
in need of support or escape.
- Oh! - Here it goes!
we're here to spoil you.
Don't be rude to the gang.
- Is this grammar? I hate grammar.
- We were married for almost a decade.
Got caught up in nihilism and despair.
- I'll dismiss the charges, but you're not allowed
to remain lawfully wed.
- Potential Felon 223.
Pregnancy means the party's over!
- You're not remotely qualified for these positions.
- Then, why are you here?
It was learning I don't deserve happiness.
- Where's my lawyer? - Did you download the app?
- Rrrrgh. - Bye-bye.
- She's undead, not dead.
- I'm still married to the Cuddlefishes.
- A slip-on clog mule?!
responsible daughter like you.
but your teenaged eggs are the best money can buy!
- If there is anything I can do,
- What are you doing here?
to have adolescent fun?
- Take that society! [ Car horn honks ]
Good thing I keep my police scanner on
get job in village, or marry brother.
and touching corpses doesn't bother me.