Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We've come to raise money for our friend, Chef.

Yeah! Back when I used to be in the rock business.

Ladies and gentleman, this is Chew bacca.

...it would be much simpler, but much less magical.

And so, in summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've heard...

I need some help over here! Please help! I think he's got third-degree burns!

What are you all looking at? This is just between me and Mr. Hat.

2 x 2 x 2 x 3 x 5 x 5 = 600

You know I do want you Your flavors smell of peanuts peanuts

Hey, Elton, if I give you these lyrics, will you write a song for my girlfriend, Wendy?

WHO DID THIS?! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU BASTARDS!

Eh, of course! Here you go. Leaving so soon?

...hangin' out with bands, goin' to lavish parties, lovin' many, many women.

He’s using the “Mike’s Always Right” defense

And what happened then? Well, in South Park they say...

Now think about that. That does NOT MAKE SENSE.

What are you bastards doing?

You are a lying ball of turd, Mr. Hat!

I couldn't raise the $2 million to hire Johnny Cochran, and now I have to go to jail.

Wish me luck, children.

Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense!

God-damned, I hate that Cochran guy. If he was here in front of me, I'd be like,

I'm sure that would scare the hell out of him, Cartman.

Juju Monsters, Inc. (2001)

We went to a bunch of rock stars'n sold them candy bars to raise the money you needed.

Well all right. Maybe I will go. I'll play them my version of the song.

But we can put our money together with the money you made...

Chef is the guy who told us to do a country album.

Sure, kid. But I would retain exclusive worldwide rights,

Yes, of course. I'll buy three Crispy Yum-Yums.

Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does NOT MAKE SENSE!

I made about $410,300, but-

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does NOT MAKE SENSE!

Ladies and gentlemen of the *jury