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Get back to what's important. It's Tuesday!
Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company,
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I AM ABOVE THE LAW!
...Johnny Cochran myself, and sue you!
Sure you are, Chef. I'll give you a hundred more for another romp!
Raiders of the Lost Capri Sun
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who we love,
Yeah, I can't get this stupid song out of my head!
This can't be happening!
I'd like to take up your case, free of charge!
It occured to me that you might need some more help raising money for Chef.
Aw, hell!
AAAAA! ALMOND JOY IS BROKEN IN HALF!
My dad's a lawyer, dude; he tells me about this stuff all the time.
...and, as was anticipated, he did use the Chewbacca defense.
I just don't understand what my music is missing.
Oh my god, kenny bits candy boobies off
I'm sorry. Bu' I'm not a big candy bar fan.
"Yes I'd like some sauerkraut. Boy, I'm hungry!"
So, what are you gonna do now?
Hmm. This isn't going over so well.
I warn you, Chef! Don't even think of taking advantage of me in this prison cell!
Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you...
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