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"Why are you the way that you are?"
but with koala ears glued to it."
- Why'd you stop to help those 'roos anyway, Koala Man?
I'm ready to have that talk when you are.
There was the Jump Patrol, the Wamby-Jambies,
[student moaning] Morning, Christopher.
[screeching]
My senses at war with themselves.
Back off!
BIG GREG: My life began when I was waist-deep
[laughing]
Thanks for the ride, Big Greg.
You've gotta be tough! Come on, Mindy!
I'm well-trained in the art of grown-up karate, and I eve--
And then they said, "What the fuck's a Koala Mower?"
Come on, Dennis. Let's get out of here!
- Well, gonna be real quiet around here, I reckon.
KANGAROO: Get his wallet and keys! And his phone!
The kids will be just fine.
Oh, travelogue number 12:
- Morning, little rock stars! How're my future Kylie Minogues doing?
[tires squealing]
UNCLE BUMPY: Wakey, wakey! It's Uncle Bumpy time! [laughing]
- Yeh, cunt. You can help me by giving me your fackin' wallet.
- [distant shouting] - Mummy, what's happening to Daddy?
while I try to think of a better name for this operation.
Go go Koala Klaws!
- This cunt's got a lot of different fackin' punch cards.
- Go outside and take turns kicking each other in the balls.
♪ Pissy Chrissy! ♪ [sobbing]
None of them are true.
Wednesday, 9:27 a.m.
Come on, Mindy. Just take it.