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[kids screaming]
Best to make yourself comfortable and wait to die.
- Oh, thank God. [urinating]
- What? - This little wimpy shrimpy had a girlfriend?
[Kevin groaning]
- She's magnificent. Fit her right in your pocket, you could.
♪ La-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪
Of course, Christopher!
Principal Bazwell, watch the kids!
Hey! Why don't you shut the hell up?
- Always hated the Tigglies, man. Fuckin' shit music.
There were no public restrooms on the way.
- Oh, hi, Daddy. - Hi, Detective Williams.
- Nah, nah, it's all right. This is all black market shit.
Sorry, Dad!
- This cunt's got a lot of different fuckin' punch cards.
We are all just fish swimming upstream
- Do you know what happens when I underreact, Vicky?
Oh, sugar. Oh, well, good enough.
Oh, no. it's Uncle Bumpy.
Oh, still not eating?
♪ fanfare playing ♪
And you know what, everyone knows it, so I don't even care anymore.
Well, what can we say?
Yes, we've had quite the run.
Let's get you fixed up. You look like you've been through hell.
Kevin, it's fine.
- Don't you think you're overreacting, Kevin?
- I mean a talk talk. About this whole Koala Man thing.
Why is anyone the way they are?