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Samantha smiled,
After more than a decade of domestic independence,
I just thought you might want some company.
I’m depressed and I haven’t even had my coffee yet
I hate my thighs.
I just had the most intense massage. Kevin goes down on you.
for Kevin's next available appointment.
Ready to turn over now?
Miranda had opened up to a relationship...
You were drunk and he was rich. This is just bad journalism.
Well, It's Official. He's Married. Where Are My Fries?
Until recently, the bride, 24,
And I'm the sex column they run next to ads for penile implants.
For Miranda, that woman was a certain Ukrainian housekeeper.
You give him head, he cuts yours off!
And there she was, Mrs. Big, all five foot ten of her.
"When we'd finished the wine, I knew I wanted to marry him. "
and still be the most incredible woman in the room.
- And a cafe au lait. - I'll have a fruit cup.
I'll drink to that.
- Another drink? - Another one and I'll lose my lunch.
you get the single woman's sports' pages -