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MILK, MILK, LEMONADE AROUND THE CORNER, FUDGE IS MADE
Oh, and you're a regular Rhodes scholar
No, I learned my lesson.
Hmm I too have a meeting..
Trump right now
- May I play? - Mom!
I'd consider it a mitzvah to educate him.
When the tornado sirens go off...
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
No. My son getting Bar Mitzvahed is a travesty.
Look at them up there. Just plottin'. Picking their moment.
Peter, not every Jewish person is good with money.
we now return to girlfriends on lifetime
No way! That's Lois's rainy-day fund! Ah, dammit.
Why exactly does your son want to join the Jewish faith?
I need a Jew
2 x 7 x 83 = 1282
- Lois, no one really needs glasses. - You wear glasses.
Ah. Here they are.
- I mean, other than manual labour. - Peter! What a ridiculous thing to say.
And in the meantime here's a vision test.
Hebrew people I've adored
A paedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.
And down here in small print it says He’s signing it he’s signing it I can’t believe it
God, ain't that the truth?
Well, don't you think we're overdue for one?
- What do you know about this? - Nothing.
Will you just pick it up already?!
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