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Ooh, a toenail. Ha, ha.
FDR beat him by a furlong.
And if you can't be With the one you love
Outstanding.
Gobble, gobble, gobble. Death.
Then after World War II, it got kind of quiet...
...and the horde has been described as very gassy.
Gotta find a way to change Marge back.
So how do you like being a walrus, Dad?
Outfit good, flatters butt.
- How cool is that? - Wa.
...and harvest my milk. - Ugh, fine.
Okay, he's in.
Are you ready for tales that will shatter your spine and boil your blood?
...except Moe's Tavern, which is reporting record business.
beer beer
Hear me, accursed brethren.
And the most evil German of all time, Kaiser Wilhelm.
Me tripping on acid for the first time!
Uh, this always made me feel like a man, you know?
He's not my dead boyfriend.
Mm hm.
We're out of doughnuts.
...then rob the poor and shoot the money.
Say, Homer, I was, uh...
gg .
...and mate, and roll around in your own filth...
Look, I was wrong, okay?