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I think I might come.
I don't wanna hear it. All right?
Hey.
Now, don't give me those eyes. He figured it out all on his own.
Are you?
that I was pecking you to death like a crow.
I'm so glad I got to tell you this in person.
He played dismally last match. Thoughts?
What a fucking asshole.
I mean, what are you, a character from the fucking Bible?
I don't wanna drink with someone that selfish.
My six-year-old niece found my girlfriend's vibrator.
Whatever. Who cares?
Tea's fine.
What? Teenage girls are, like, mysterious and dark and dangerous.
At practice tomorrow and the game.
IT'S PIGEON SWEAT
I hired you because I wanted this team to lose.
Either one's cool with me. 'Cause your suggestion is ally.
All you good people just trying to make a difference.
Yes, sir. Well, except Rojas.
But she's three. She'll bounce right back. It'll be fine.
-No way. -No, no. I insist. I insist.
No, he does not. Caring is sharing, but I brought Higgins his own.
You gonna do that move where you act like you don't hear me
I asked her if she was still gonna watch the match if I wasn't playing.
It's all I've ever known.
I don't know. I was 13.
And if memory serves, you're from the Daily Planet, yeah?
If it ain't warmed up properly, something real bad could happen.
I'm gonna go change for practice-- training.
But you are in here, and that's great.
Procrast-- Procrast-- That's a good word, isn't it?
I see. Okay.
Hey, Coach, I thought of a joke this morning in the shower.
-Yep. -That's fucking brutal.
Can I think about it?
Then there's Roy Kent.
Somebody order a Roy on the rocks, huh?
-You got this, Roy. -Fuck!