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Oh, I want it. Oh, I want whatever Kevin has.
Thank you. ‐ We can't kill you
[heavy breathing]
Check out the tunnel when it’s hot and ready
[imitating laser fire]
‐ Oh, she makes me wanna go in there so bad!
‐ I know, I know, but it's okay. Look, huh, see?
‐ Patricia, I'm sorry. But I have to turn you off.
‐ [gasps] ‐ Oh, my God.
FISH: Help me.
‐ Man, what am I gonna do? When I chose to be a girl,
Did you guys make a woman robot? ‐ Oh, yeah, awesome, right?
It looks great. Now did you use the specs I gave you
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‐ Ah, PATRICIA, I bet you hate how we sit in the "manc ave" all day
grab her and make her tuck us into bed and read us stories.
Could you be more nasal? A real man wouldn't let an alien
‐ The one that was supposed to kill those kids who threw a cup of pee at you?
‐ What? He's talking to me?
What if we altered the rules of the "manc ave"
And this is how you turn it on. [gasps] Ooh!
‐ I was judging myself in the mirror. I'm‐I'm very shameful.
‐ Emasculated. ‐ Nurtured.
Must destroy manc ave!
‐ You're looking at this town's first female firefighter.
Do you see me? [stammers] This is ridiculous.
It's so comfortable and nurturing. I never had a mom, Korvo.
Let me in. ‐ Yeah, another girl!
but a bunch of male allies got mad. You gotta help me.
‐ I'm fine with that. It's not about winning. Woo!
Don't worry, you won't be bored. I made you a cuck‐bot for company.
Oh, that's perfect. Let's, let's change the rules.
just making this delicious sundae.
I want a full report on a glass ceiling you tried to shatter by next Friday.
‐ Yep, sorry, but this isn't a boy club after all.