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‐ No, yeah, I love how it moves up and down.
PATRICIA: [gasps] Korvo, Terry.
and do a regular alien thing today.
‐ This is a color brown house. We are color brown fans under this roof.
‐ I left them here for you to clean.
who leaves his dirty socks in the living room. [audience groans playing]
to speak up for all the women who are too weak
‐ Here's the best part. Are you ready for me to blow your mind?
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and shatter the fuck out of the patriarchy.
Oh, I never want it to end.
Please read and strictly abide by all of them before having fun.
‐ No, come on, I need this to be a struggle.
there's a more controversial topic we could have dealt with.
Got it? ‐ It's brown town, baby.
Like, a million. Hey!
so when I go to a Mexican restaurant I can just order "cheese tube"
Everyone's waiting. ‐ Oh, he'll be three
‐ Patricia, it's time to get in the container.
‐ [laughs] No way.
[stammering]
‐ Well, here it is. This is where I can go and just get away from it all.
Tig old bitties. You get it?
Oh, my God, what is this feeling I'm feeling?
That was one sassy old lady, you know? I couldn't resist.
‐ I didn't try to make him look like Ted Cruz.
‐ Oh, she wipes my mouth with a wet wipe and treats me like a baby.
Every feminist hero had their robot to conquer.
‐ There's Kevin. Ooh, he's got somethin' cool.
extends past the boundaries of your face. How would I know?
‐ This isn't a gender thing‐‐ ‐ I said g'day!
‐ Ignore that fish, it's joking. It's not serious.
Yeah, we built her to hate the "manc ave."