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‐ Yay!
I'm outta here. G'day.
‐ You know what, it's okay if you made that up to fit.
instead of with his family.
I didn't help with that epiphany.
‐ Come on, gender politics is fun.
‐ Oh!
‐ I need another one. PATRICIA: There you go, sweetie.
There has to be something Kevin had in his "ave" that we don't have.
♪
‐ I didn't even realize you were a girl.
♪ sports arena music playing ♪
PATRICIA: You turn me off every day when you take off your shirt.
and thin and not muscly or anything.
They were out of "tig old bitties" signs
Check out the Boondock Saints pinball machine.
[squawk]
‐ By yourself? ‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ [sobs]
CUCK: Does anyone want to go to the Gap and make some returns?
[groans] ‐ God, I hate this man cave.
The way he stands all crooked and how he's all weasley
‐ Oh, oh, my. ‐ Ooh.
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh Magnum pi is back
It was on the news. Like, you‐you didn't see any of that?
Why are your shoulders slouched
I already said I wasn't touching gender stuff.
Oh, the football guys will finally stop mocking us.
PATRICIA: Quick is the only way you know how to do anything.
‐ No matter what the problem is, she finds a way to blame the "manc ave."
searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
Now I have to topple something?
♪ Louder, louder than a lion ♪
Pretty great, right? Just like Kevin's.
I also know nothing about lacrosse.
and saved most of a family.
Now everybody just sit back, grab a cold one,
‐ What does that even mean?
this is your chance. ‐ You're right, Ms. Perez.
‐ I don't know, you're green and your mouth
I thought it meant I'd get the better McDonald's toys.
‐ Kevin is so confident and happy. He must get so much work done.
‐ [sighs]
‐ Hi, guys. I, a girl, would like to be on your men's lacrosse team.
‐ [flatly] Oh, no, please, stop. Second door on the left.