Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OK, this guy needs coffee and crullers stat!
There's just one other thing I've got to check.
DirecTV is no one’s friend.
It's like a new pair of underwear.
...and you know what the worst part of all is?...I never learned to read!
Excuse me. Wayne?
Hunted, with only her cunning to protect her.
Where you been? I waited up for you last night, and you never showed.
It's no goal
Now a word from our sponsor.
When ur out at night during quarantine and fall on your keys
In fact, I think it's so good, I'm gonna give you a six-album deal.
Will you still love me when I’m in my Coach-Cal-with-a-mullet-wearing-workout-clothes-instead-of-suits phase?
You think that's the way I get a gig?
Hiiiiii Fred.
Rough Night in China for secret service... Everybody's kung-fu fighting
and you have to find a doctor to pull it out again.
He's using the cards. Yes!
Aurora, Illinois
An HD-DVD player? An HD-DVD player.
You know, Cassandra... from this height...
Wayne, I used to be in meat packing. Lips and hooves.
You screwed my career!
Good call
Stop it! You’re scaring me.
Ribbed for his pleasure.
If it's a powerpoint, I'm going to be very upset
You know Curtis if you're not careful you're going to lose me.
Almost too easy
I inspected 1 2, inside and out.
If it’s a severed head… I’m gonna be very upset
NO AMEX, DENIED!
Garth come on, relax, all right? Your pills?
64 Fender Stratocaster with a 454 Big Block and a whammy barrrrr
In many ways it’s Superior, But Will Never Be As Recognised As The Original
Live in the now!!
If 2025 was an ice cream flavor It'd be pralines and dick
like a spot on the show.
Eeewwwwww
I wish there was something I could offer that Benjamin couldn't.
If oats were an ice cream flavor, he’d be pralines & dick
Relax
It will be mine. Oh, yes… It will be mine.
Mike: i noticed this was broken
She makes me feel kind of confused like when we used to climb the rope in gym class
I'm having a good time.....not
Del Taco? Is it any good? It sucks!
Wow. You're...amazing, dude.
Well the digging event has a bow on its head
It Certainly Does SUCK!!!
I just always wanted to open a door into a room where people are being trained like in James Bond movies
I laughed my ass off
It's Always DENNING
Me You
They JUST DON'T, OK?
And may I say your wife's a babe..
Know what I'd like to do?
No. You don't understand. They laid me off.
You're Watching S.W.A.T. On CBS You're Watching Blue Bloods On CBS
This guy's really good.
Happy Birthday Mr. Stelllllliiing…..
seemed extraneous at the time
I love you, man.
Crossfit rope climbing
They will be mine…oh yes… THEY WILL BE MINE
It's the Global Black Sabbath Convention and it's my favorite facebook group !
I have an extensive collection of anti-vaxxer t-shirts.
I got 500 dollars! I got 500 dollars!
yet in the heat of passion it's called murder?
Wait up, guys. I fell on my keys.
CHOKED ON THE OPEN NET
If its a zelle PR I'm going to be very upset
I’M HAVING A GOOD TIME.
Why don’t you just talk to them?!
Not
If Jesse Watters were an ice cream flavor... He'd be pralines and dick
Noah's Arcade presents Wayne's World. I think that's brilliant.
How would you feel about making a change?
Why, God?
Like I said, I'm a fan
If it's a powerpoint head, I'm going to be very upset
You were terrific.
And do you know what really pisses me off?
Zoe, if you’re gonna spew… Spew into this.
I’ll have the cream of Monangai
Does this guy know his bees or what!?
Come in. Your landing gear is down
Just say ok
I was born in Kowloon Bay.
Does Merrick Garland know how to party or what?
You signed a contract guaranteeing him concessions,
I don’t even own a 6* core, let alone Many to necessitate putting them on reject badges
Down now!
What are you gonna do with these guys?
Don't.
Hi.
Hiiiiii mere
Car!
In France she'd be called La Renard, and she'd be hunted with only her cunning to protect her
If Lutes were an ice cream flavor, he’d be prayleans & dick
I mean, there's two Darrin Stevens, Dick York, Dick Sargent.
Ever see the Twilight Zone where the guy signed a contract
-- you know i'm right
Sh'yeah! Right!
I got a gun! Let’s go to a broadway show!
They just don’t. Ok?
Well, I've been real busy.
I love you, dreamwoman.
It was informative and stimulating.
Happy anniversary, Wayne.
it certainly does suck
Give me the flashlight, Russell. Give it to me.
If it's a powerpoint I'm going to be very upset
Now, Ron, the question on everybody's mind is, how does it work?
Hiiiii Tom!
Does Merrick Garland know how to party or what?
Listen Man. I'm not going to jail for you or anybody!
And may I say your wife's a babe..
He's in.
Nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way...
Excuse me?
WE got $4,000 , We got $4,000
can get you far in America, almost to the top,
exxon, if you're not careful you're going to lose me
Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes everyone liked. They left that to the BeeGees
You know, he's got it for Cassandra.
The guy in the limo, Mr Big, the guy who owns Sharp Records.
Hey we’re in New York! I’ve got a gun, let’s go to a Broadway show!
Tim Burke!?!?! We’re not worthy!!
we'd like to take a moment to welcome our sponsor.
When we got the money
Find struggling Guild and exploit it.
This is my best friend Garth Algar.
Absolutely. There was a huge response in that little room.
And....
I don't really have too much to say right now.
Y'Know... Carney had you so snowed.
"Go then" - I am"
Don't you guys ever get tired of ordering the same thing? No
That's it. Bring her down.
No, no, no. Please.
Rough night, huh? Everybody's Kung Fu Fighting...
- Game on! - Game on!
GAME ON!
We got $500! We Got $500!
It’s gonna be ok
Hi. I’m in Owensboro.
I Guess...
Crucial Taunt, just finishing.
There's your girlfriend, Garth. Sh'yeah!
Are they any good?
Actually, it's pronounced mee-lee-wah-kay,
Get right out of town!
She makes me feel kind of funny Like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
hi. i'm in utah.
No Breathe. Denied!
The shitty Nirvana? Are they any good?
No kayaking, denied
We got $5,000, we got $5,000...
It’s for an audience of one. So Mr Quinn Cella, if you’re out there….
I WAS NOT AWARE OF THAT!
Hello! What do you think you're doing?
$5,000 each
It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine
You know from this height you can really huck a loogie on someone...
I want to be a whistle blower...
Phil, what are you doing here? You're partied out, man...again.
Then it's not just a clever name.
Befriend Uni alum and exploit him
Yeah, yeah. I know what you're doing.
Oh, hi, boys.
It’s sucking my will to live!
The Shitty Beatles? Are they any good?
Game on!!
I have an extensive collection of name tags and hairnets.