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Yes. My apartment is tiny
Everything does seem to be in order.
Oh, Matthew, have you seen Mr. James?
Thank you. Next we have Lisa Miller.
[CLEARS THROAT] Yeah. When Joe, uh--
No. Now, sir, you can't leave this up
You already have a pad.
And that's about it. DAVE: Really?
Well, I'm a little uncomfortable voting without a secret ballot.
I mean, same age. Same occupation.
Sir, I need a-- Shh. I asked him first.
But we both need a personal reference from somebody--
Probably not.
this comes down to a decision by the landlady.
Hey, this is-- This is great Internet.
They practically eroded my gums away.
Okay.
What? She wants a reference.
Great, 'cause I'm a huge fan of moldings. Ah.
you got your cute girl and your puppy. Ha.
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Real Lisa feeling.
And they're not always hitting on me like Max is.
I'm coming. Count me in.
that will differentiate the two of us.
A foodie?
You've seen the apartment. Let's get back to work.
I won't go back on the air until this is settled.
What? What are-- What are you talking about?
Otherwise known as a glutton.
Okay, that's one for Lisa.
How can it be with only three things?
That's gonna cost you a point, Lisa.
With you on the phone here talking to your mom.
So talk to me. Let's get it on.
All right. All right. I'll shut up.