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I would've said it to a guy with a braided goatee and two DUIs.
I'll call you when I land?
-Thank you. -No,
and I can't let you delay your transplant for me.
You know,
Just in case you need to be rescued.
-Don't be a stranger. Congratulations.
And I have a tradition.
My body was like a little kidney clown car.
who knows where you'd be?
whoever that might be.
Middle finger emojis. Cute.
the me now has to say "no."
Oh, no, no. No.♪ Life is short
You can't be sober for 30 more minutes?
-Are you okay? -Yeah.
Oh, God.
All right, I need you to count backwards from ten.
You're right.
You and Gisele?
-This is great. -What?
Shame, rage, sadness.
Ugh. Actually...
your car or mine?
I had a meltdown today with Gideon.
and, um...
to unpack how weird that was.
Remember, it doesn't matter if you win or lose.