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-Thank you. -No,
Ugh. Actually...
I had a meltdown today with Gideon.
-This is great. -What?
to unpack how weird that was.
whoever that might be.
And I have a tradition.
You know,
All right, I need you to count backwards from ten.
Remember, it doesn't matter if you win or lose.
Just in case you need to be rescued.
the me now has to say "no."
your car or mine?
I would've said it to a guy with a braided goatee and two DUIs.
Shame, rage, sadness.
Oh, God.
My body was like a little kidney clown car.
You and Gisele?
who knows where you'd be?
and, um...
-Don't be a stranger. Congratulations.
I'll call you when I land?
Oh, no, no. No.♪ Life is short
You're right.
You can't be sober for 30 more minutes?
Middle finger emojis. Cute.
-Are you okay? -Yeah.
and I can't let you delay your transplant for me.