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...I can do the transplant surgery on Tuesday.
It's perfect.
Thank you.
-I'm doing! Oh, my God. -All right, all right.
I know that your feet get cold when you're nervous,
Oh.
in the IHOP parking lot so many times
-Hey. -Aw.
realize impending death was all we had in common,
I have a place.
I don't want to mess this up
and I tell her she's grounded for the rest of my life,
And it's only slightly different from "little potato,"
Yeah, but I'm gonna keep with the original date
Love you, Dad. The surgery's gonna go great.
Hey.
Honestly, it kind of got me thinking.
Damn it, Jerry!
The me a year ago would've immediately said "yes."
before it loses its glamour.
What? No! Why not?
Yeah, mine says, "I run on spare parts."
What?
All right.
I'll save you two-and-a-half hours. Floss.
[camera clicking]♪ I never gotta wonder where my honey be ♪
I want you
but I opened it with a Swiss Army knife.
Yeah, something to thank her for the sacrifice she's making.
It's like our kidneys are going to prom.
I take on the feelings of those around me.
I guess this is goodbye.