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I know that your feet get cold when you're nervous,
Damn it, Jerry!
Love you, Dad. The surgery's gonna go great.
realize impending death was all we had in common,
before it loses its glamour.
but I opened it with a Swiss Army knife.
-Hey. -Aw.
I take on the feelings of those around me.
I don't want to mess this up
in the IHOP parking lot so many times
The me a year ago would've immediately said "yes."
Yeah, but I'm gonna keep with the original date
and I tell her she's grounded for the rest of my life,
I want you
It's like our kidneys are going to prom.
Yeah, something to thank her for the sacrifice she's making.
I guess this is goodbye.
Thank you.
Oh.
I'll save you two-and-a-half hours. Floss.
Yeah, mine says, "I run on spare parts."
It's perfect.
Honestly, it kind of got me thinking.
And it's only slightly different from "little potato,"
I have a place.
What?
Hey.
[camera clicking]♪ I never gotta wonder where my honey be ♪
-I'm doing! Oh, my God. -All right, all right.
All right.
What? No! Why not?
...I can do the transplant surgery on Tuesday.
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