Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dude, these young chicks, they know some crazy shit in the bedroom.

I'm sorry. You're right.

You okay there, Kev?

But I have to say you're much sexier in person.

so they can take advantage of you.

And let me tell you something, I snagged a pelt or two.

You know what? Hold on a second.

I'm a fucking heart surgeon, this guy's not even on ESPN.

You and Michelle haven't been...

I know, I can't help it.

I want you to come all over my...

This is not a problem, so do not worry.

I say we keep this party going

What? What is it?

I was talking about

Let's get in bed.

Well, I made plans with the guys

What are you getting at, Ron?

Maybe it was good that they will learn to respect their elders.

What do you want, Chris?

Oh, no, he's gorgeous on paper.

You know, in my day we called it a beaver.

This is Chris Ostreicher reminding you to play on, plava!

You made some sort of mistake.

Oh, that's fantastic!

What are you going to do? Hit me, Oz? Huh?

Sorry, we thought this was more baby-friendly.

but they just have too much sentimental value.

Yeah. Are you a friend of his?

All right, get ready.

How about a joint, then?

Well, yeah, maybe you've got time, but..

No, I'm not... Kara, please. Oh, God. Please.

Something that I don't want to be.

You're special.

In fact, I can't believe we haven't met. I'm Steven Stifler.

It's not a card, it's the truth.

Drink it. Drink it! Drink it! No, I can't.

Hopefully, it'll be more of a bratwurst by the time he's a teenager...

I'm still that guy.

Stifler better not do anything crazy.

Oh, Jim Levenstein! Right!

I should really wait for someone special.

Mmm, sweetie pie!

When you guys were busy jacking off in high school,

Alessandro is long gone.

I told you I was an expert.

We'll see if their offensive line can hold.

Am I wrong, or was this place a lot more fun when we were younger?

Everybody, raise the roof for Chris Ostreicher!

What do you say?

You brought him?

an erectile problem?

That was awesome!

But... Yeah, yeah...

Hold on, is that really happening?

Oh, shit, shit. We were supposed to...

JDate? You have to be kidding me.

I promise you I will do everything I can to make it up to you.

She's something else.

Because we want you to plan our wedding.

I can't believe the way I acted. I'm so embarrassed.

Who did you end up with?

I heard Finch's mom doesn't even know where he is.

Now, let's see what we are dealing with.

No, no, no, no, not at my party.

I got your Jew scarf!

meet someone else?

'Cause, your face, you're just so familiar.

Um, Stifler, do you know where you're going?

Want to go to a Justin Bieber concert?

Thanks. I'm kidding.

Am I good sidekick material?

Hurry up. Come on!

Let the man make his own decisions.

You know, when I was in high school, I dated a lacrosse player.

Oh, your son's such a dork!

You know, when you rub the Aquaphor on his tush,

It's not what you think, okay?

I just don't want you to settle.

Kara. You came!

And I don't consider French Guiana a nation.

We're here about that stolen motorcycle.

Kara, wake up. Kara!

and I caught Steven sticking my hairbrush up his ass.

Hey, watch it! Okay, jeez.

When your crush hates you Oh, my God! We have, like, so much in common!

did you and Mom...

Yeah, Stifler, we are gay.

Bravo, by the way.

Jesus, Kara. What are you doing here?

Boy, these pages are all stuck together here.