Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

when we licked whipped cream off each other's...
Hey, kid! What do you think you're doing?
Oh! Man, Nadia!
Kev.
You’ll get further
Oh, God.
Oh, man! Vicky! What?
Kara?
No, Kevin.
Holy shit. I'm sorry, I don't need...
No, that's not necessary. We should all hang out together.
What have you cock-smokers been up to?
Let's go.
oh crap! its the fuzz!
What? Gilbert Gottfried and not you?
What? No, God, it's not fine.
Huh?
Let's just get this out of the way.
Dad, don't worry. I'll hook you up.
You just expect me to do everything while I get nothing?
I want us.
Hey.
I'm sorry, but you have had a little too much to drink tonight,
You should save yourself for someone special.
Evan, don't touch that!
You're under arrest.
I'm going to kill you!
Fuck Finch. Let him spend the night in jail.
Yo, so you really think Kara's gonna give it up tonight?
Do you think?
Hors d'oeuvres!
She was too drunk to drive, so I drove her home.
Where is Mia?
Already? Wait here, guys.
Saved his life. It was a big story, you can Google it.
So, that was AAA on the phone and they should be here in a jiffy.
What the hell are you doing? You just expect me to blow you?
Hey, come on in.
What happened to you at the end of the night, Stifler?
Hi! Hi!
Paul.
So, Jim, what do you wanna do?
Come on, man! What are you smoking, Ocho?
Look, AJ, just calm down, okay?
You don't have to explain.
Wow. Well, Heather's a bit more on the conservative side.
Let's go.
Tonight?
Really?
Fine! He's all yours.
Yeah. Oh.
How often
Kev, I'm sorry, I've been meaning to call you back.
I guess I thought I'd have a family by now.
That's not what I was...
Okay.
Holy Jesus! Kara?
Guys, this is stupid.
Oh, Finch's mom!
Oh, give him a break.
Blowjob Lipstein.
What? I was dating Vicky at the time.
Yeah, I'm on TV.
I mean, you're Finch's mom?
Oh, those paper towels? The paper ones.
Talk to your uncle Mort. I'd rather not.
Go fuck yourself, Stifler.
Hold on, Michelle's friend from band?
He won that bike betting on the World Cup in Argentina.
Jim, it's a good thing you found a woman
What about you, Finch?
Plus, that hot piece of ass Oz is banging got wasted, so we had to drop her off.
Nadia?
Because the place needs to look perfect for the InStyle shoot.
Hello.
Hey, remember that one time at RSNA!
No. She doesn't want to talk to me.
This sucks.
Kara! Kara! Stop it.
Oh, my God, are you all right?
I was just watching your old Bar Mitzvah tape.
Sure, thanks.
It doesn't even occur to you that you're self-centered
Or am I?
I remember, I couldn't wait till graduation
and got a boring job like most of us,
Yeah, well, good luck with that.
I'm old enough to know that, Dad.
Someone's got a little poopy diaper.
Fuck yeah, Mr. Levenstein!
We'll come back to this oe.
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Oh, God!
I'm Stifler's mom.
You got to hit that. No fucking way.
I actually haven't thought much about that.
Oh, my God.
Ooh, Bachelorette finale later.
Call me the Stifmeister!
Hey, Loni.
MILF.
You could take what you learn from Kara,
Ah!
Your mother favored something she called, "diving for dollars."
Don't be a pussy, Jim.
No Bachelorette, no Real Housewives.
Allow me.
So you feel free.
By the way, I fucked Mario Lopez!
Yeah.
We should try to get together every year.
Yeah, I just don't normally drink like this.
Oh, my God! Okay, I see what's going on.
I'm not gonna cheat on my wife!
Sometimes a little too adventurous.
I lied to my best friends, and I'm sorry.