Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We have to get out. How do you get out?

What's with you jacking my style, bitch?

In some ways, you've completely changed,

Seriously, this guy?

Well, I mean, you know, obviously,

You have certainly reinvented yourself.

and cradle those balls.

You wanna make out? Yeah.

Hope you guys are thirsty. Stifler Claus is here.

Listen, find your nametag, find out what table you're sitting at.

Well, I'd love to, but your dad has been with Ev all day.

Oh, God, there it is. I don't think I can hold it any more.

Come on! We're going to the same place.

I just forgot how awesom this is.

Because to me you look like a little bitch pussy.

And they haven't really picked up since, you know?

Don't hurt my friend!

You know what? I'm going to get you fucked up.

Dude, you walked in on Doug and Barry in the shower.

What the hell is going on here?

Please, I want you to come so bad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Not me. I'm going to take some time off my job

MILF! MILF! MILF!

What are you talking about, Stifler?

I shouldn't. Yes, we should, yes, we should.

Oh, yeah! Oh, my God!

You should think about it.

It's a good one.

when you lose something that's important to you, it doesn't feel very good.

Do you have those photos?

Wanna hit this?

How'd you get back in?

Happy birthday!

Stifler's having a party tonight.

Who the hell changed the music?

Shh. Okay, nothing happened, Stifer. Okay? Nothing happened.

And if there's anything I learned from lacrosse players,

No, no, no. You go. I'll be fine.

What's up, bro?

Okay, I know it doesn't sound good, but nothing happened, okay?

The only math I know is you've added your penis to her vagina zero times.

Anything I can get for you, Christopher?

Besides, it wouldn't be responsible

But no matter how much time passes

Oh, come on, guys. I think we're all pretty

I just thought they were wrestling.

Mr. Levenstein. Yes.

Or maybe I've just never had sex in public.

But I'm not going to.

You don't have to sugarcoat it.

Good to see you, pal.

How is your mother, Stifler?

Oh, my God. That's disgusting.

and stick around here with Heather for a while.

Hey, don't forget, you were the one who broke up with me

Do you mind if I tell you how I feel?

Let's see the results.

Just make sure you call your mom. She misses you.

Look, I'll make this quick, okay?

Look, Paul, I didn't like you because you climbed the Alps,

Listen, Vicky, about last night,

on Myers Family Wine Night?

Come on. No one will ever find out.

I'll get us some drinks.

You don't remember?

"You know, I love you so much that I'm going to just have some fun down here."

Oh, yeah, I need this.

No, I just thought... "I just thought..."

A happy ending? What's that?

And you'll always be mine.

The paper towels!

Every time I want to shop online and I start typing "Amazon,"

You're not even close to being finished and you're up here

Look, Mom, Daddy!

If you want my opinion, I think you got cheated.

A gentleman never kisses and tells, Jim.

What the hell's going on in here?

Let's make a deal.

Then, gentlemen, I hope you're all wearing protection,

Wait, Michelle. Hold on, hold on.

Wow! That's a big-time firm.

so you got a lot of work to do.

Blowjob Lipstein.

and I caught him in the middle of sex with some girl.

That's the father of my child.

I say we keep this party going.

I miss you, babe.

I have been in her house a million times to babysit.

In more ways than one.

Ladies? They bailed, dude.

Let's just go. Let's go.

I don't think we're dressed appropriately for the occasion.

Don't you know they fired your ass?

I mean, it's not every day you get to see a model walking around off the page.

Jim was just saying how much fun he had taking care of you.

And if you do that, the sex will come.

Jesus, Stifler, what happened to just stealing their beer?

- It's so good to see you. - Hey, Dad.

you guys are here for the reunion, huh?

I don't know. Can you promise to keep your shirt on?

Nothing, Mr. Duraiswamy.

Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.

Okay. Calm down there, Susan.

Guess the party's over.