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I was thinking it could be kind of romantic.
Kev. Hey.
Why not?
Oddball (2015) Roadshow Entertainment, Screen Australia Shane Jacobson, Sarah Snook
because this weekend, we're gonna fuck shit up!
For you.
Be her daddy.
We dump the body or we sneak her inside.
I mean, whatever happened, I feel guilty.
Nice outfit, by the way. Very kinky.
That leaves us with two options.
Stifler, please stop getting my dad drunk.
Did you...
Because Terminator 2 is still the greatest film ever made.
Do you have something that's a bit sexier?
Oh, Finch's mom!
But,
I told you he was funny.
Oh, no, dean No, no, no.
You are amazing!
I want the place spotless, and I want it filled with booze.
Michelle, can I just... Please!
Looking good.
Shut up, shitbreak.
Oh, Jesus, God!
By the way, I had no clue what I was doing with any of this shit,
Welcome, you guys.
Lesbians? I knew it!
You think? I really...
Was my dancing that bad?
Well, these are things you're gonna have to deal with.
"Hopes to keep the party going with his boys."
It hurt like a bitch, though.
We didn't mean it.
No, no, Kara, wait. I didn't mean...
You made it.
You don't think I'm pretty?
Especially mine.
What the hell is going on?
How you doing, Dad? I'm good.
I know this place like the back of my cock.
Oh! That's something to keep in your back pocket, because that's a no-fail.
Everything's okay. Everything's fine.
Aw, is everything okay? You seem stressed.
I'm sorry. You are busy, yes?
Hmm? Have a shot.
Put that on.
Oh!
People wonder why our financial system's falling apart.
Can I talk to you guys for a sec?
Hello, you. How are you?
Hey, fuckface!
Three minutes.
So, after my troubles in Beijing, I just moved to Dubai,
What do you think happened?
Hold it in!
I love you.
Mikey Shut up Shitbreak
There was a little baby squirrel in the road, so...
You're a really lucky girl. He's a great guy.
Hey, Kevin, is that a pussy on your face?
Bob, what are you doing here?
Ladies, better be working hard,
Oh, thank God!
Oh, God. I'm just saying.
What was that?
you can't just put it on his cheeks,
What do you want with Finch?
You made me your bitch.
You don't even wanna know what you can pick up.
bathtub incident.
and I'm not letting you... No, no.
Hey.
Paul is like my best friend.
I love Ellie more than anything.
No, son, lhaven% hardly had one drink.
this weekend, like we did in high school.
What the fuck?
Nice to meet you.
That means a lot, gentlemen.
What's going on with you two?
What? This is crazy!
wipe! wipe!
All right, let's see what you got, Kev.
Look, I'm sorry about what I said the other night.
Heather.
MILF. MILF.
Uh...
Okay.
That's called wine, Stifler.
I'm just fucking with you.
This isn't a reality show, okay? This is the real world.
Hmm.
Dad, it's okay.
Hmm.
It's a little too much now.
Oh! I'm sorry.
I'm here for you.
I was running this drill every weekend.
What is that, a half a vagina?
Don't puss out!
That bike belongs to my boss.
So, sounds like you and Mia have quite an adventurous lifestyle.
Cool, dude. What the fuck?
I thought about throwing them out,
I just...
Believe it or not, this is my first highschool party.
Now I remember. Yeah.
Better than the bathtub?
for the last few years, and from home.
Like what?
I don't need this.
No, Jim.
Oh, no, no. You go and have fun.
Hey, Ellie.
Oh, no! Look who that is!
You know, he does know that he can take a picture with his shirt on, right?
You know, the last time I was here was for prom.
Looking good, look at you!
But were we just as obnoxious as these kids back in the day?
I have you now. We'll see a movie tonight, you and me.
Come on, come on, come on. Fuck, yeah!
I don't know.
Yes, we should.
It'll be just like old times.
Look, I know that it's crazy.
He flipped out, I don't know.
What're you assholes gonna do about it?
Spent the rest of '09 living with this African tribe.