Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Interests and hobbies.

That's not true.

I translated The Brothers Karamazov into Latin for fun.

Of course they brought me.

If you want quality vag, you have to go out into the wild.

I am in charge of the reunion.

I don't know if you've heard. Mmm?

Ron, I can explain.

It's better than ever.

Yeah, man. You were one of the biggest reasons that high shool was awesome.

Us, our generation, we were more mature.

I think I'm the happiest man in the world thanks to you.

Mia and I are over.

Hopefully I will see you tomorrow.

You think I don't know what I'm talking about?

I just got this feeling like something really bad is about to happen.

Teen sex, rainbow parties, sexting nude photos...

And you're our dick.

But my point is, when you have a kid, you become a dad and a mom.

No, that came from Kara's room.

Okay, don't move. Stay here.

Babe, trust me.

Hey, I can explain everything! Jesus!

I could just explore the world, you know?

How are you? Oh!

"That's not true." Oh, yeah, it is.

Why don't we all... Stifler, just...

The last time I did this, cell phones didn't exist.

Thank you, no. I... Yeah, that might be difficult.

that was actually nice to me in high school.

I mean, you're probably having more sex than any of us.

Sometimes two or three times a day.

I bet you were all desperate virgins back then.

Okay, wait, wait.

I swear, I was just trying to do the right thing, and I...

Okay, babe. Go for it.

Stifler, what are you doing here?

and we were just wondering if we could use your phone to call AAA.

Dude, find your balls and return them to your sack.

where we all had to write wishes about our future.

We were looking for Kevin. Couldn't find him.

What do you mean, you don't know?

But do you think you could give us a minute?

What do you mean? We sent you an e-mail

I've been hanging outwith my parents.

No! Not special.

I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it perfect.

Come on, I'm not fighting you, okay?

I didn't have a date.

Well, we saw you jam. Now, it's time to scram.

Girls, this is Stifler.

"Jim Levenstein"

with the sex drive of a dozen groupies. Hmm?

Okay, let's be done with that.

But, thanks for understanding.

Oh, it's right here. Okay.

but the fact that you've been with Heather already, kind of makes it okay.

bring it home, and apply it to Michelle.

So, the guys were all talking about heading over to the Falls.

You don't call me, you don't e-mail,

Give it back, Stifler.

We're not here to stop a fight.

And now you've got your own little guy.

Dick! Hey, ladies...

Stop talking about him!

Okay, it's my turn now.

Actually, you were.

investment stuff.

I need you to go in on Sunday and get everything ready. Yes?

I don't think so, Steven. I'm not much of a drinker.

Was a setback, but you know me,

I want you so bad.

I take that back.

Wait. Wait, Wait!

Don't worry. I'll be as quiet as a church mouse.

Look, you wanted me to get a job, so I got one.

I'm just going to run out for a sec.

And before you know it, he's gonna be a teenager...

Happy birthday, princess.

I don't know. I don't think...

Let me see that.

Where's that bottle I gave you?

Dude every weatherman is like MILT !! MILT !! MILT!!

Alas, I have yet to find what you would call a real relationship.

This is silly. I'm an adult.

Guy has a heart attack right there.

You guys all right?

You named your kid after Eddie Furlong?

Some lame excuse about his jet skis.

You know something?

you don't comment on my Facebook page.

Sherman? The Sherminator?

What makes you little fuckers think you can crash one of the Stifmeister's parties?

I like your breasts Door.

Stifler! Are you crazy?

And I guess I could come along on one of your adventures.

Well, all our clothes were on the floor.

How'd you find me?

Jesus, God. Kara. Kara, wake up.

Do you think you can do that?

No, not you. You.

That's not good, don't...