Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're not here to stop a fight.

I like your breasts Door.

And I guess I could come along on one of your adventures.

Thank you, no. I... Yeah, that might be difficult.

Let me see that.

We were looking for Kevin. Couldn't find him.

I don't think so, Steven. I'm not much of a drinker.

Okay, it's my turn now.

Okay, don't move. Stay here.

No! Not special.

What makes you little fuckers think you can crash one of the Stifmeister's parties?

So, the guys were all talking about heading over to the Falls.

Oh, it's right here. Okay.

I don't know if you've heard. Mmm?

And now you've got your own little guy.

Okay, wait, wait.

No, not you. You.

Us, our generation, we were more mature.

Guy has a heart attack right there.

you don't comment on my Facebook page.

I just got this feeling like something really bad is about to happen.

And before you know it, he's gonna be a teenager...

The last time I did this, cell phones didn't exist.

Sherman? The Sherminator?

I need you to go in on Sunday and get everything ready. Yes?

where we all had to write wishes about our future.

You guys all right?

I am in charge of the reunion.

Babe, trust me.

You don't call me, you don't e-mail,

You think I don't know what I'm talking about?

Look, you wanted me to get a job, so I got one.

Okay, let's be done with that.

But do you think you could give us a minute?

I mean, you're probably having more sex than any of us.

Of course they brought me.

What do you mean? We sent you an e-mail

Alas, I have yet to find what you would call a real relationship.

Sometimes two or three times a day.

Dude, find your balls and return them to your sack.

Stifler, what are you doing here?

and we were just wondering if we could use your phone to call AAA.

It's better than ever.

Hopefully I will see you tomorrow.

Hey, I can explain everything! Jesus!

Give it back, Stifler.

I swear, I was just trying to do the right thing, and I...

bring it home, and apply it to Michelle.

But, thanks for understanding.

You named your kid after Eddie Furlong?

Stop talking about him!

What do you mean, you don't know?

And you're our dick.

I take that back.

I could just explore the world, you know?

Teen sex, rainbow parties, sexting nude photos...

Why don't we all... Stifler, just...

but the fact that you've been with Heather already, kind of makes it okay.

Girls, this is Stifler.

Yeah, man. You were one of the biggest reasons that high shool was awesome.

I bet you were all desperate virgins back then.

Dick! Hey, ladies...

I've been hanging outwith my parents.

Well, all our clothes were on the floor.

I want you so bad.

Ron, I can explain.

investment stuff.

Interests and hobbies.

Stifler! Are you crazy?

How'd you find me?

"Jim Levenstein"

If you want quality vag, you have to go out into the wild.

Happy birthday, princess.

Okay, babe. Go for it.

I translated The Brothers Karamazov into Latin for fun.

Dude every weatherman is like MILT !! MILT !! MILT!!

How are you? Oh!

I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make it perfect.

Jesus, God. Kara. Kara, wake up.

That's not true.

You know something?

I'm just going to run out for a sec.

This is silly. I'm an adult.

Was a setback, but you know me,

Come on, I'm not fighting you, okay?

But my point is, when you have a kid, you become a dad and a mom.

Where's that bottle I gave you?

I don't know. I don't think...

that was actually nice to me in high school.

Don't worry. I'll be as quiet as a church mouse.

"That's not true." Oh, yeah, it is.

No, that came from Kara's room.

Wait. Wait, Wait!

I didn't have a date.

Well, we saw you jam. Now, it's time to scram.

Some lame excuse about his jet skis.

That's not good, don't...

Mia and I are over.

Do you think you can do that?

I think I'm the happiest man in the world thanks to you.

Actually, you were.

with the sex drive of a dozen groupies. Hmm?