Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That was really...

I was reaching for something.

A pretty lady like you shouldn't be drinking quite so much.

You're going through thi, I am sorry. I should be listening.

and, you know, doing a little reading.

And that wraps it up for my special guest, Chad Ochocinco.

I love how, after all these years, you're still taking care of me.

Well, we gotta clean this up before we go to the lake.

You know, Finch, just because you sold out

I'm really sorry.

Hey, I was just gonna do a birthday shot.

Do me a favor, take a look at the tape.

Changed at all, Jim.

Let him go. Let him have some fun.

Oh, my God, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

I thought you'd never...

- He has grown. - Look at him! Huh?

You were dating someone named Alessandro?

Come on and get in bed with me?

Hey, bar wench, can I get a Budweiser?

Hell yes! That's why I'm here.

"Oh, yeah, yeah..."

Coffee for the pretty lady?

AJ, what are you doing here?

It looks like a high school party.

Hasta la vista, Stifler.

Because, you know what, it's dangerous.

Did you guys see the look on their faces?

Mia, love, phone call. It's Rumer.

Look, Stifler, none of our lives are perfect.

What about the reunion tonight?

You were such a good dancer. I felt so bad when you got voted off.

Hey, Jim, can you hand me those paper towels, please?

Yeah, I flew in from New York last night.

Hey, I got a treat for everybody. I picked something up.

But I am putting you to work.

And you can pick things up.

I'm a lesbian now, and this is my girlfriend.

Dude, you have an amazing body!

Dude, how would you like to have your world blown?

Celebrity Dance Off, Season Six. My man, Chris Ostreicher.

Yeah. Let me guess,

It would be nice to get out of the house.

That little shit took my top!

Didn't we? Yes, we did.

I'm a father for Christ's sakes.

What about you?

you have to rub it all over the anus, too.

You want to be with him?

And I can still kick your *ss

before you went to med school.

Didn't realize the Special Olympics competed at night.

Holy shit! What?

You know what? I must have put two F's in "Stifmeister."

Probably, you know.

maybe you are kind of a dick.

I can't be mad at my angel.

I love him so much. More now than ever before.

Thank you for telling me how you feel.

Uh... Remember Teletubby Tuesdays?

I don't know. It might be normal in your world.

I always wanted Paul to be more into sports.

and we see, like, all of our old friends,

She's really upset over there.

Give it to me, daddy. Oh, yeah.

Oh, Finch's mom!

Listen, we had a blast the other night.

I don't know, I guess I just felt guilty.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

knows it's the size of a leprechaun's pinkie.

Definitely not for your dick.

You understand? Yeah, listen, Jim.

Don't worry. I locked it.

But, I gotta be honest, Chris, I could use a little adventure myself.

that doesn't mean you should be embarrassed.

And there they are.

Is he all right?

If you get it, then why the questions?

It's actually my 18th birthday tomorrow.

Jennifer's not a skank.

Why didn't I do this 30 years ago?

and I'll get him to reschedule.

Yeah, right, at my age? I don't think so.