Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look at this big bruiser! Oh, my goodness!

Finch was a klutz.

Hey, guys. Sorry we're late.

You must have known that, right?

What are you worried about?

Looks like the VIN numbers match up.

Well, if you're going, I'm going, too.

That time they caught us making out at the Falls.

But the fact that I still have feelings for you

What are you doing?

I really can't keep Michelle waiting. Can we just head back?

Dump the body? This isn't a mob hit.

Paul, what's going on? What is this about?

You mean to tell me that none of you have cell phones?

Sorry, we can explain.

I blame you. How much did you let him drink last night?

"Steve Stifler."

go out there, and get some ass.

I don't care about her at all!

I don't know. I'm a mom now.

Well, you know, a babysitter's job never ends.

Oh, God, Michelle.

I can do it, okay? I promise, I'll get it done.

Are you crazy? I love the Twilight books.

Taking what's mine.

Oh, of course you did.

I am so sorry for all of this. I cn explain.

Will you take me?

Mostly negative.

I'm about to! I'm about to!

We have to watch this.

Oh! No, no, no.

What's up, Class of '99-ers?

As long as you're mine, I'm happy.

Daddy, boo-boo.

but, you know, seems like people are actually going.

So you've really been to every country in South America?

Are you ready for me, Stifler?

Hey, Kev, you know who my favorite housewife is?

Well, that is a thoughtful take on foreign policy.

Reggie, give me some love.

to my high school reunion that weekend.

You used to be morbidly obese. I was concerned.

Chris Ostreicher, Ron Douglas. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Don't listen to him.

Down it, man! Just chug it! Chug it!

A lot of memories.

You don't remember me, do you?

Agreed. There's no need to stoop to their level.

Oh, God. Okay. Um...

What do you do over there?

But I don't need to do that. I can do that tomorrow.

You know, it has been three years since she passed, Dad.

Okay, wait a second.

Because that's the lamest name ever!

That was a fucking joke, you moron. Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

'cause I plan on bringing some ass back from the reunion,

that have to do with the little guy's weenie.

I wanted us to have a fucking fun time

Oh, my God. This is the jackass.

Fuck yeah! I jizzed like a racehorse.

You know it is.

Wait, is that Heather?

I'm not worth jack shit, Dron.

I saw a monster. A what?

Because sometimes you can buy a little time

Awesome! Let's do another one.

I would prefer it if I was the one

Hold on. Let Stifler do his thing.

Bob from Acquisitions had a heart attack.

Uh-uh. Not this time.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry I didn't recognize you.

I can top that.

or killed a camel with your bare hands.

She said she may or may not come.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fucker. What was that?

Heather, I want this.

Come on. Get in bed with me.

Oh my god are you alright!?

You made it! Made what?

I want you to be my first.

What about you guys?

Services? Yeah.

Watch it, Stifler. You know these girls are, like, half your age.

in the Levenstein household lately.

Kara, this is not funny.

Because I won't go there.

nothing's changed.

Have you heard from Michelle?

Oh, my God, I know you. You were on Celebrity Dance Off.

Who were you talking to?

Just, it's going to be tough to find a guy as good as you.

Sholdn't you be dancing with your girlfriend?

Is everything okay?

You can be whoever you wanna be. You just gotta be it.

It is so great to see all you kids back in town.

Huh? Oh, that? That's...