Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hold on. Let Stifler do his thing.

I blame you. How much did you let him drink last night?

Fuck yeah! I jizzed like a racehorse.

Paul, what's going on? What is this about?

go out there, and get some ass.

I'm about to! I'm about to!

What are you doing?

Uh-uh. Not this time.

nothing's changed.

Fucker. What was that?

I can top that.

Oh, God, Michelle.

Oh, my God. This is the jackass.

Watch it, Stifler. You know these girls are, like, half your age.

I would prefer it if I was the one

Finch was a klutz.

"Steve Stifler."

Don't listen to him.

I'm not worth jack shit, Dron.

You know it is.

You don't remember me, do you?

Wait, is that Heather?

A lot of memories.

that have to do with the little guy's weenie.

Bob from Acquisitions had a heart attack.

I am so sorry for all of this. I cn explain.

Come on. Get in bed with me.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry I didn't recognize you.

Sorry, we can explain.

I wanted us to have a fucking fun time

Okay, wait a second.

Reggie, give me some love.

Well, if you're going, I'm going, too.

Down it, man! Just chug it! Chug it!

Chris Ostreicher, Ron Douglas. It's a pleasure to meet you.

So you've really been to every country in South America?

It is so great to see all you kids back in town.

I saw a monster. A what?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh my god are you alright!?

Dump the body? This isn't a mob hit.

I don't care about her at all!

Is everything okay?

I really can't keep Michelle waiting. Can we just head back?

Taking what's mine.

in the Levenstein household lately.

What about you guys?

Oh, God. Okay. Um...

I don't know. I'm a mom now.

Agreed. There's no need to stoop to their level.

Who were you talking to?

What are you worried about?

Well, you know, a babysitter's job never ends.

but, you know, seems like people are actually going.

Are you crazy? I love the Twilight books.

Kara, this is not funny.

What do you do over there?

to my high school reunion that weekend.

As long as you're mine, I'm happy.

You must have known that, right?

or killed a camel with your bare hands.

Looks like the VIN numbers match up.

Because I won't go there.

But I don't need to do that. I can do that tomorrow.

You mean to tell me that none of you have cell phones?

She said she may or may not come.

Daddy, boo-boo.

'cause I plan on bringing some ass back from the reunion,

Huh? Oh, that? That's...

Awesome! Let's do another one.

That was a fucking joke, you moron. Jesus Christ, what am I doing?

Because sometimes you can buy a little time

You made it! Made what?

You know, it has been three years since she passed, Dad.

I can do it, okay? I promise, I'll get it done.

Will you take me?

Sholdn't you be dancing with your girlfriend?

Oh, of course you did.

Just, it's going to be tough to find a guy as good as you.

But the fact that I still have feelings for you

You can be whoever you wanna be. You just gotta be it.

I want you to be my first.

Mostly negative.

Oh! No, no, no.

What's up, Class of '99-ers?

Heather, I want this.

Well, that is a thoughtful take on foreign policy.

You used to be morbidly obese. I was concerned.

That time they caught us making out at the Falls.

Have you heard from Michelle?

Are you ready for me, Stifler?

Oh, my God, I know you. You were on Celebrity Dance Off.

Look at this big bruiser! Oh, my goodness!

We have to watch this.

Because that's the lamest name ever!

Hey, guys. Sorry we're late.

Services? Yeah.

Hey, Kev, you know who my favorite housewife is?